Beat this donkey to death.

[Super8astard]

That video was bizzare and confusing. WTF was the aikidoka doing? I can understand the judoka was trying to let him work his stuff with out being a prick and tooling him, but what stuff was the dude working? At one point he let the judoka grab his gi and he just dropped his and followed along. Is that t3h d34dly defence?

[Rock Ape]

FUCK Y'ALL HATERZ





























































I got a spare hakama if anyone wants to borrow it? PM me

[HereBeADragon]

I think this is what he expected would happen when the Aikido takes on Judo.

[Super8astard]

Then why didn't he at least try it?

[HereBeADragon]

Then why didn't he at least try it?

Because realites a bitch.

[Cullion]

I stopped watching as soon as I saw how fucking overweight that aikifuck was.

Seriously get in the fucking gym and stop eating cheeseburgers you fat Seagal ponytail wearing flump

It wasn't his weight that was the problem. It was the fact that he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

[judoka_uk]

Tell him from me that I found his kumi kata strategy... interesting.

Was he being overly kind?

It looked to me like how I would approach it if I knew the only chance an Aikijoker had was a cheeky wristlock.

He was being cautious about over extending his hands and was making sure the guy couldn't suddenly snap on a wristlock attempt.

Although after the first few ippons I wouldn't have bothered anymore, because its clear he was no threat whatsoever.

[Ignorami]

Y'all don't get it.

The guy who trains an art of peace came in, and made even a judoka into a nice peaceful guy.

Fatty won there, and none of you realise it.

And you keep criticising his ability. The evidence he knew his stuff is right there. He has a flawless ponytail, that even you laymen can see. Also his tanden/hara is clearly well developed into a spiritual and physical powerhouse. (possibly via ginsters 'ki pies')

As for the judo guy, surely if he had any skill at all, his gi would be covered in patches, no?

[Sorekara]

Y'all don't get it.

The guy who trains an art of peace came in, and made even a judoka into a nice peaceful guy.

Fatty won there, and none of you realise it.

And you keep criticising his ability. The evidence he knew his stuff is right there. He has a flawless ponytail, that even you laymen can see. Also his tanden/hara is clearly well developed into a spiritual and physical powerhouse. (possibly via ginsters 'ki pies')

As for the judo guy, surely if he had any skill at all, his gi would be covered in patches, no?

No you dumb shit! First of all, there is no "winner" or "loser" this was nothing but very very light randori. The Judoka had enough respect and restraint to not just fuck Segal Jr all the hell up.

Even going that light, there was still nothing Segal Jr could do.

It's plain to me that the Judoka had respect.

You lose for being a dumb ignorant hippy.

[Azatdawn]

No you dumb shit! First of all, there is no "winner" or "loser" this was nothing but very very light randori. The Judoka had enough respect and restraint to not just fuck Segal Jr all the hell up.

Even going that light, there was still nothing Segal Jr could do.

It's plain to me that the Judoka had respect.

You lose for being a dumb ignorant hippy.

Please be sarcastic.

[Ignorami]

No you dumb shit! First of all, there is no "winner" or "loser" this was nothing but very very light randori. The Judoka had enough respect and restraint to not just fuck Segal Jr all the hell up.

Even going that light, there was still nothing Segal Jr could do.

It's plain to me that the Judoka had respect.

You lose for being a dumb ignorant hippy.

Doh! My fault, I forgot to write "rattatatat ta ta taaaah" at the end, so you'd know it was a joke.

That's the trouble with the Internet. No canned laughter for the short-bus.

[Sorekara]

Doh! My fault, I forgot to write "rattatatat ta ta taaaah" at the end, so you'd know it was a joke.

That's the trouble with the Internet. No canned laughter for the short-bus.

Yeah, I forgot to mention I was being sarcastic.

[Ignorami]

Yeah, I forgot to mention I was being sarcastic.

It confused me because the 'dumb ignorant hippie' bit was correct. (Though I have had to have shorter hair ever since starting work.)

[Rivington]

You lose for being a dumb ignorant hippy.

You lose for being unable to perceive sarcasm.

[Ke?poFist]

You lose for being unable to perceive sarcasm.

And you lose for the same reason and lacking reading comprehension! #bi-losing!