Beat this donkey to death.

[Yoj]

I felt genital fondling was more becoming of a chav.

Pretty accurate, I drove past a bloke a few weeks ago leaning on his car playing with his cock, and grinning.

[Sorekara]

I think it's called 'mechanically recovered', so mostly spinal and connective tissues.

Ah, so it's alot like a Chicken McNugget then.

[Ignorami]

Here's how I see it.

Todays 'yoof' are getting taller, hence their trousers are too small, so their arses hang out. The slouch is to try to fit inside them?

Xbox means that skinny arms and legs are offset by fucking gigantic thumbs.

Its a bit like in my day when all teenagers had a huge left arm from carrying ghettoblasters. Or in my dads day when they all had massive right arms from wanking to the Benny Hill show.

[Rivington]

Why do straight guys like Juggernoob keeping sucking my dick down at the bus station, that's what I want to know?

[The Juggernoob]

Why do straight guys like Juggernoob keeping sucking my dick down at the bus station, that's what I want to know?

You're confusing sexuality with masculinity and femininity.

Educate yourself.

[Gezere]

I'm surprised no ones mentioned faggots yet.

I was saving that one. Waiting for someone to get uppity and tell them to go gobble a couple of faggots.

[Cullion]

Yes Juggernoob, I have children.

[DCS]

When i saw the thread title, I assumed it'd be about Spanish cuisine.

Change donkey for octopus.

[Rock Ape]

Never eat anything with more than four fucking legs. Seriously LOL

[Rivington]

You're confusing sexuality with masculinity and femininity.

NO U FAG

[Cullion]

Why do straight guys like Juggernoob keeping sucking my dick down at the bus station, that's what I want to know?

Because they're hungry and it smells like bacon?

[Jim_Jude]

LOL! I didn't even watch it yet, but I train at the gym in the Judo guy vs Aikido guy video. I've known Mark (The Judo guy) for years, hahaha!

I like how the Judo guy ended with an arm bar and looked right at the camera choking down a smile. That was great.

[G30Jack]

That was entertaining. Judo guy really went above and beyond not to humiliate Segal more than he did.

Reminds me of a time in my misspent youth when I watched Karl Godwin demolish a Wu Shu master. Good times.

[G30Jack]

Old people do stoop over. I must admit I see this too. Out of my lot (friends since 3 in some cases, 11 in others), Im joint shortest at 6"0.

There is a reason for the stoop. I'm reading Dan John's Never Let Go. He references Frank Forencich on the way we age and the stiffening of the tonic and weakening of the phasic muscles. Made sense to me once I considered his point.

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Its a bit like in my day when all teenagers had a huge left arm from carrying ghettoblasters. Or in my dads day when they all had massive right arms from wanking to the Benny Hill show.

That Benny Hill chase music is perfect for wanking.