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    Caption this animated GIF - Monkey attack




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    #2
    Not so much a caption but... when you combine animal style Kung Fu and TaeKwonDo... you can pwn toddlers.
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      #3
      Looked more capoeira-ish to me.

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        #4
        That's only because monkeys have shorter legs than arms. Plus, you've obviously never seen the JCVD classic The Quest have you? Harry Wong FTW.
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        "You all just got fucking owned.";
        "TaeBo_Master and GajusCaesar just scored 10,000,000 points on all you pawns."

        - The Wastrel

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          #5
          No to my shame I must admit I have not seen The Quest :(

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            #6
            Originally posted by TaeBo_Master View Post
            That's only because monkeys have shorter legs than arms. Plus, you've obviously never seen the JCVD classic The Quest have you? Harry Wong FTW.
            The american guy was the best


            "Now He's A Monkey!"

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              #7
              "Why throw poop when you know kung fu!?"

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                #8
                Originally posted by WhiteShark View Post
                "Why throw poop when you know kung fu!?"
                So you can hit your opponent AND lean away at the same time.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rzero View Post
                  No to my shame I must admit I have not seen The Quest :(
                  To my shame I must admit I have.

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                    #10
                    The latest ninja move, deciphered from scrolls over a thousand years old: "monkey kicks the child."
                    "The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id.

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                      #11
                      He set up the attack with a cheetos bag distraction. Give that monkey some shuriken or some poop and a little freedom and watch him go to work.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rzero View Post
                        Looked more capoeira-ish to me.

                        Banana Way.

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                          #13
                          Epic Necro!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by WhiteShark View Post
                            Epic Necro!
                            I blame the recent epidemic on the new Other Bullshido Articles and Threads For Your Face: section at the bottom of each thread.

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                              #15
                              OUch!

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