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  • Larus marinus
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    Obese, dog killing
    Secretary molesting
    Ass - but snaps arms good

    It is very true!
    The Man keeps water powered
    Cars down, says Seagal
    Last edited by Larus marinus; 9/09/2011 10:55am, .

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  • hapkido_keith
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    There once was a man named Seagal
    Martial God when others fall
    But as douchebags do
    He bit off more than could chew
    Gene made his poo seen by all

    Oh shit we're supposed to do haiku, my bad.

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  • BackFistMonkey
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    Inspirational
    Philippine movie poster
    sets mood and makes sex

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  • TaeBo_Master
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    Me, I do thinketh
    That graphic pictures are not
    In standard haiku

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  • BackFistMonkey
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  • battlefields
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    Oh, Singing Tooral
    Liooral liaddity
    Singing Tooral li

    Ooral liay, we
    Singing tooral liooral
    Liaddity, cause

    We're bound for (prison
    Nation Australia known
    As) Botany Bay.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    What, Botany Bay?
    Botany Bay, It can't be!?
    Botany Bay! KHAAAAAAAN!

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  • Sorekara
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    Originally posted by 100xobm View Post
    When Will You Wonder
    How Your Life Turned Out Like This
    Haikus On the Net...
    It is a blessing
    My life was void and a waste
    Until net haiku

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  • Permalost
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    Originally posted by 100xobm View Post
    When Will You Wonder
    How Your Life Turned Out Like This
    Haikus On the Net...
    I will not regret
    A day of silly haikus
    Bobby Hill fruit pies.

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  • 100xobm
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    When Will You Wonder
    How Your Life Turned Out Like This
    Haikus On the Net...

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  • TaeBo_Master
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    Sir Fields, I thank thee
    From the bottom of my heart
    For making my point

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  • battlefields
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    It's 'Straayan, cobber!
    Fucken culture comin' out
    Me fucken arse, cunt.

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  • TaeBo_Master
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    Australia does not
    Really speak English, you know
    Come on you poser

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  • battlefields
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    Teh Correct! Has the
    Taebo_master, revising
    English standards sux

    Exception! Of course:
    When it is I playing with
    My beloved language.

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  • TaeBo_Master
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    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    You know what is real?
    It's that Seagalicious
    Has five syllables.

    Because I made it
    I get to choose exactly
    How it is pronounced.
    You may have written
    The word, but I read it; thus:
    It is mine now, bitch

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