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    #76
    Originally posted by devil View Post
    Billiards are deadly.
    Also handed out beatdown.
    With a stick of meat.
    As prior noted
    Seagal's mini member is
    No threat at all mate.

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      #77
      Hard to Kill was best.
      Woke from nap with Jesus beard.
      Breathed fire like phoenix.

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        #78
        Originally posted by devil View Post
        Hard to Kill was best.
        Woke from nap with Jesus beard.
        Breathed fire like phoenix.
        What movie was it
        Where our man silenced a gun
        With a pop bottle

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          #79
          Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
          What movie was it
          Where our man silenced a gun
          With a pop bottle
          All of them, I think.
          But sometimes the awesomeness.
          Just runs together.

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            #80
            Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
            What movie was it
            Where our man silenced a gun
            With a pop bottle
            Called The Siege,
            A movie featuring some
            Silent deadly win
            Originally posted by Snake Plissken
            cuz FastPass on Indiana Jones was like being a ghetto rock star.
            Originally posted by Kiko
            But graffiti isn't a bowl of fruit...
            Originally posted by Robstafarian
            Merely insulting you is not an ad hominem fallacy: them calling you an idiot would be ad hominem if they said "You are an idiot, therefore your argument is invalid."

            What is instead happening is thus:
            1. Your argument is bullshit.
            2. You keep repeating, and expanding upon, your argument.
            3. Therefore, you are an idiot.

            That isn't an ad hominem fallacy; that's inductive reasoning.

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              #81
              Originally posted by Robstafarian View Post
              Called The Siege,
              A movie featuring some
              Silent deadly win
              The best part of this
              is when Tommy Lee Jones meets
              Sixteen inch deck guns

              '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

              My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                #82
                Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                The best part of this
                is when Tommy Lee Jones meets
                Sixteen inch deck guns

                The bit where Tommy
                Gets poked in the eye is quite
                Good - also deadly

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                  #83
                  The best is for sure.
                  When Jimi plays Voodoo Child.
                  And War Damn Eagle!

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                    #84
                    Originally posted by devil View Post
                    The best is for sure.
                    When Jimi plays Voodoo Child.
                    And War Damn Eagle!
                    Jimi was truly great
                    Roll muthafugin tide bitch!
                    Ha ha ha ha ha
                    sigpic

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                      #85
                      It has been too long,
                      Since my last haiku, bitches,
                      Back up in this bitch!

                      Taking y'all to town,
                      With my awesome sauce cocktail
                      Spray your fucking face.

                      Word to your mother,
                      I came, I saw, I conquered,
                      Your mother's hurting.
                      GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                      Originally posted by Devil
                      I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                      Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                      I <3 Battlefields...

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                        #86
                        Originally posted by battlefields View Post
                        It has been too long,
                        Since my last haiku, bitches,
                        Back up in this bitch!

                        Taking y'all to town,
                        With my awesome sauce cocktail
                        Spray your fucking face.

                        Word to your mother,
                        I came, I saw, I conquered,
                        Your mother's hurting.
                        Aussie bastard man
                        Fosters Canadian for
                        Australian beer
                        sigpic

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                          #87
                          Fosters is urine,
                          Don't understand your drunken
                          Ramblings, bobninja.

                          Why don't we gong sau
                          In haiku form and throw down
                          Right here on this thread.

                          My power level,
                          Is over nine thousand and
                          Constantly rising.

                          However, if you
                          Were to challenge me to this
                          Battle, you will have...

                          To wait a few more
                          Episodes like in that shit
                          Show Dragon ball Z.
                          GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                          Originally posted by Devil
                          I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                          I <3 Battlefields...

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                            #88
                            Linux is 20
                            Free Software has changed the world
                            Cletus is still fat
                            Originally posted by Snake Plissken
                            cuz FastPass on Indiana Jones was like being a ghetto rock star.
                            Originally posted by Kiko
                            But graffiti isn't a bowl of fruit...
                            Originally posted by Robstafarian
                            Merely insulting you is not an ad hominem fallacy: them calling you an idiot would be ad hominem if they said "You are an idiot, therefore your argument is invalid."

                            What is instead happening is thus:
                            1. Your argument is bullshit.
                            2. You keep repeating, and expanding upon, your argument.
                            3. Therefore, you are an idiot.

                            That isn't an ad hominem fallacy; that's inductive reasoning.

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                              #89
                              Originally posted by battlefields View Post
                              Can i has urine,
                              And disdain from drunken
                              Ramblings, bobninja.
                              By all means Aussie
                              You can have my disdain and
                              Drunken ramblings too

                              I don't have scrotum
                              In haiku form or other
                              School me on this thread.
                              Don't be too hard, yo
                              You are but Australian
                              I belong nowhere

                              My power level,
                              Is too small to be measured
                              Constantly failing.
                              Quoterape shall soon be
                              the method of our combat
                              in this d3adly thread

                              However, if you
                              Were to challenge me to this
                              Battle, you will have...

                              To wait a few more
                              Episodes like in that shit
                              Show Dragon ball Z.
                              Because I'm no dweeb
                              I've never seen dragonball
                              Z, Pee, or other

                              Immediately
                              You failed by way of quote geek
                              Do not pass go, yo
                              sigpic

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                                #90
                                Originally posted by Robstafarian View Post
                                Linux is 20
                                Free Software has changed the world
                                Cletus is still fat
                                Tonight my wife was
                                Nutriding Gates and Steve Jobs
                                Turing died for you
                                '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

                                My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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