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    #61
    Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Marlon Brando's ass
    Laughs as it finds it's not alone
    Seagali's swelled buns
    Shit the bed again.
    This is five eight five homie.
    Don't care. Just saying.

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      #62
      Originally posted by devil View Post
      Shit the bed again.
      This is five eight five homie.
      Don't care. Just saying.
      caught me subverting
      our pristine epic thread thing
      busted, face palms self

      alcohol doesn't
      help secure spelling prowess
      or deep deep thoughts

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        #63
        Seagals brain dead weight
        And he can't figure out which
        Spice Girl to knock up

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          #64
          Cletus Fire's kimono
          was once a large boy scouts tent
          khaki horizon

          How fat is too fat?
          Seagal has Pro Moving co.
          Take him to kitchen
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            #65
            Devil needs to learn
            How to use paragraphs, plz
            Too many posts: weak
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              #66
              Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
              alcohol doesn't
              help secure spelling prowess
              or deep deep thoughts
              Or deep deep thoughts is
              Four syllables only Bob.
              Get with the program.

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                #67
                Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
                Cletus Fire's kimono
                That's six Goddammit.
                Fuck it. I guess I'll give up.
                You suck at haiku.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by TaeBo_Master View Post
                  Devil needs to learn
                  How to use paragraphs, plz
                  Too many posts: weak
                  Eat shit and/or die.
                  Devil's post count grows and grows.
                  Ha ha ha ha ha!

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by devil View Post
                    That's six Goddammit.
                    Fuck it. I guess I'll give up.
                    You suck at haiku.
                    You in accounting?
                    My mistakes abound it seems
                    can't bring me to care
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                      #70
                      To contain deep thoughts
                      In a rigid math format
                      Like birds with clipped wings

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                        #71
                        In oil painting yes
                        We limit pallet's colors
                        For teh coherence

                        Distillation not
                        Distillationism caus
                        Above isn't word

                        Can you tell yet that
                        I'm struggling with syl. count?
                        Facepalm facepalm face

                        I'm starting the new
                        William Faulkner stream of
                        consciousness thread yay!
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                          #72
                          Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
                          I'm starting the new
                          William Faulkner stream of
                          consciousness thread yay!
                          No. Five six five, yo.
                          William is two syllables.
                          It ain't will-ee-yum.

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                            #73
                            Back to my man, Steve.
                            You bitches show some respect.
                            He is true hero.

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                              #74
                              The most dangerous
                              weapons in Seagal's hands are
                              pool hall, and cue ball

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                                #75
                                Billiards are deadly.
                                Also handed out beatdown.
                                With a stick of meat.

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