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    #46
    No one liked my first
    now I seek some approval
    Cletus strikes again
    Originally posted by Snake Plissken
    cuz FastPass on Indiana Jones was like being a ghetto rock star.
    Originally posted by Kiko
    But graffiti isn't a bowl of fruit...
    Originally posted by Robstafarian
    Merely insulting you is not an ad hominem fallacy: them calling you an idiot would be ad hominem if they said "You are an idiot, therefore your argument is invalid."

    What is instead happening is thus:
    1. Your argument is bullshit.
    2. You keep repeating, and expanding upon, your argument.
    3. Therefore, you are an idiot.

    That isn't an ad hominem fallacy; that's inductive reasoning.

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      #47
      Fuck all you bitch ass
      Internet fapper wank juice
      Knob jockeys. I win.
      GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
      Originally posted by Devil
      I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
      Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
      I <3 Battlefields...

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        #48
        Originally posted by TaeBo_Master View Post
        Will there be prizes
        For best haiku in this thread?
        Varrots are worth gold.
        Mentioned gold, plz rep
        Mentioned rep plz ban k thx
        Mentioned ban plz drunk
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          #49
          Originally posted by Robstafarian View Post
          No one liked my first
          now I seek some approval
          Cletus strikes again
          Cletus Fire approves
          Cletus Fire can even more
          Guitar and twinkies
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            #50
            Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
            Mentioned gold, plz rep
            Mentioned rep plz ban k thx
            Mentioned ban plz drunk
            Mentioned ban and rep
            Ban for rep, rep for ban plz
            Goes in circles, damn
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              #51
              Gentle wind blowing
              Fat man closes dressing gown
              McCarthy weeping

              Tears and chuckles mix
              McCarthy points at fat crotch
              With little finger

              Irate, Seagal cries.
              Pen0r like a small tic tac
              Resting on bean bag.

              Ha ha ha Seagal,
              Aikido is shit my friend.
              So is tiny junk.

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                #52
                Legend is Seagal's
                Shadow once killed a doggy
                He had dog that night
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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Gabetuno View Post
                  Chris voices over:
                  "His screen name was SenseiCheese,
                  and he broke the chair."
                  Steven fought the law
                  But then he sat upon it
                  The law died awfully
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                    #54
                    Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
                    Steven fought the law
                    But then he sat upon it
                    The law died awfully
                    Japan had two sons:
                    E. Honda, Seagal; faced off.
                    Honda digested.
                    Originally posted by Sarcastro
                    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                      #55
                      O-Sensie, pride stands
                      Curtain of Haks still flowing
                      H8trs be H8ting

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                        #56
                        Marlon Brando's ass
                        Laughs as it finds it's not alone
                        Seagali's swelled buns
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                          #57
                          Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
                          thread is epic most epic
                          I can has more tags plz sirz?
                          Can even more tag?
                          Bro, you have done goofed.
                          This is seven seven five.
                          Not five seven five.

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                            #58
                            Acts like white asian.
                            But dresses like an injun.
                            Does Steven Seagal.

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                              #59
                              Steve is marked for death.
                              Because he is a fat hog.
                              Ready for slaughter.

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                                #60
                                When I was a kid.
                                I thought I was a badass.
                                Learned wristlocks like Steve.

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