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    #31
    Does Sensei Seagal
    Display the Buddha-nature?
    Zen master say 'Mu'.

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      #32
      Can use typewriter?
      Send resume to Seagal?
      No! Do not do this!

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        #33
        Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
        Can use typewriter?
        Send resume to Seagal?
        No! Do not do this!
        unless hot and young
        in which case, do not think it
        protect vagina
        sigpic

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          #34
          [Scene]
          Cletus enters house.
          Furniture is strangely fake...
          He must leave; danger!

          But wait! Small girl waves.
          "Hi! Would you like some cookies?"
          She knows his weakness.

          Cletus masticates.
          "I'll be back, just changing clothes!"
          He can't hear. Crunch crunch.

          But it's bait he's munched!
          "How ya doing there?" man says.
          CHRIS HANSEN! Trap sprung!

          "I was saving her!"
          He cries, trying to hide face.
          Amazing flop sweat.

          "Yeeeeeeeaaah weeeeeellll, about that.
          I have the chat log. Let's read..."
          Cletus blubbers: PUN!
          [/scene]
          Originally posted by Sarcastro
          He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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            #35
            thread is epic most epic
            I can has more tags plz sirz?
            Can even more tag?
            sigpic

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              #36
              Chat log reads like some
              Twilight fan fiction. He brought
              condoms, wine coolers
              '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

              My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                #37
                [Scene]
                Sensei in dojo
                surrounded by new students.
                Print ad: "First class - free!"
                [/Scene]


                To show his mad skillz
                sensei attempts a forward roll;
                can't get up off ground.

                Sensei wheezes, tries
                to sit up, to save face, but
                gravity has won.

                The laws of physics
                make no allowances for
                Butterball Sensei.

                Dojo wall removed.
                The crane gently lifts him up
                and onto his feet.

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                  #38
                  Unique physio
                  logical reaction to
                  stimulation (!?!?!)

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Permalost View Post
                    Unique physio
                    logical reaction to
                    stimulation (!?!?!)
                    Do not be so crass!
                    Wet spots upon his chest show
                    his Buddha Nature™.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by EnragedChewtoy View Post
                      Do not be so crass!
                      Wet spots upon his chest show
                      his Buddha Nature™.
                      No! When him eyes find
                      Attractive secretary
                      His cock shoot faeces

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                        Chat log reads like some
                        Twilight fan fiction. He brought
                        condoms, wine coolers
                        Chris voices over:
                        "His screen name was SenseiCheese,
                        and he broke the chair."
                        Originally posted by Sarcastro
                        He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                          #42
                          Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
                          No! When him eyes find
                          Attractive secretary
                          His cock shoot faeces
                          as narrated by Screwface, the Jamaican voodoo villain in Marked for Death:

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Permalost View Post
                            as narrated by Screwface, the Jamaican voodoo villain in Marked for Death:
                            Party foul, douche bag!
                            Why don't you understand this?
                            Five seven five, knob.
                            Originally posted by Sarcastro
                            He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                              #44
                              -snip- i have dranking
                              beer is a lovely device
                              what was I saying?

                              Fat flatulent git
                              Wobblebottom's kimono
                              dies a thousand deaths
                              sigpic

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                                #45
                                Will there be prizes
                                For best haiku in this thread?
                                Varrots are worth gold.
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                                "You all just got fucking owned.";
                                "TaeBo_Master and GajusCaesar just scored 10,000,000 points on all you pawns."

                                - The Wastrel

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