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    Hai pity the ku.

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      Kesa gatame
      that is my game, faltering
      I can't get a sub
      Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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        Kesa Gatame
        with a head like breastfeeding
        and swastika tail

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          White power, you say?
          The power in a white gi
          will choke you, someday
          Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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            The Clown slithers behind the glass
            Watching his prey unseen
            Come nightfall he will strike
            And eviscerate his victim’s spleen
            Dan Severn loves raping people.

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              Originally posted by Permalost View Post
              Kesa Gatame
              with a head like breastfeeding
              and swastika tail
              Wish I could double rep that one - it's hella funny.

              ACE inhibitor,
              more fiber, and more fish oil
              my newest diet
              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                Haikus are five words
                Well then there are seven words
                I meant syllables

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                  He meant syllables
                  Teen Angels croon, "Oh, cavy"
                  Captain Caveman wins
                  Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                    I are Ninja Cat
                    Cheezburgrz and teh nom-nomz
                    I wantz them rite nao.

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                      ShogunMiyu says
                      he doesn't know how to spell
                      or make us laugh hard

                      Harden the fuck up
                      lolcats are appetizers
                      (got fur in my teeth)
                      Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                        Herald my return!
                        To incomprehensible,
                        Thread in Bullshido.
                        GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                        Originally posted by Devil
                        I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                        Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                        I <3 Battlefields...

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                          Hark, it's Battlefields!
                          Regale us with rhymes about
                          kangaroo punches.
                          Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                            Been away too long!
                            You missed me, no need to lie,
                            Hiatus was shit.

                            Lost my way, I did!
                            Booze and cooze took my focus,
                            Back on track, but, fuck!

                            Am here now, don't fret!
                            Make the most of what I have,
                            Happy I'm still sane.

                            Many things occurred!
                            Work with Mr Miyagi,
                            Left shitty old job.

                            Writing this naked!
                            You now have mental image,
                            Stop masturbating.

                            Am tired, but happy!
                            Three more days until I leave,
                            Fuck the company.

                            Previous haikus,
                            Cryptic because of a bitch,
                            Legal problems fixed.

                            Lying cum bucket!
                            I choose terrible girlfriends,
                            Maybe I'm to blame.

                            It keeps happening!
                            Untrustworthy whores I crave,
                            Fuck I'm a dumb cunt.

                            Happened again recently!
                            A few times, learn a lesson!
                            Blinded by pussy.

                            No legal problems,
                            Stupid choices in women,
                            That's where I fuck up.

                            Anyway, how's things?
                            It's good to be back training,
                            Despite being fat.

                            Kangaroo punches?
                            Wish they were donkey punches,
                            Knuckles just shuffling.
                            GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                            Originally posted by Devil
                            I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                            Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                            I <3 Battlefields...

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                              Kangaroo fights are
                              better than your bitch problems
                              you've got ninety-nine
                              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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