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    Teh [email protected] nasty

    So a while ago this new guy comes to class and I ended up rolling with him. In the middle rolling I look down and see blood on my gi. So I stopped and said "hold up, somebody is bleeding". The guy looks at me and says "oh it's alright that's just from my acne breaking open"


    Gag!!!!!!!!! Gag!!!!!!
    I tapped.

    His face was a bloody pockmarked mess.

    So what's the most revolting thing that's happend to you while training????

    #2
    The OP can be used as a weight loss plan. "Just read these 52 little words just before each meal, and you are guaranteed to lose 35 lbs a week!"
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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      #3
      I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.
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        #4
        Tell me about it. I typed that up right before my fajitas got delivered to my table. Chose the wrong damn time to relive that moment.

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          #5
          Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
          I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.

          How the fuck did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?

          BTW like your new avatar.

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            #6
            Originally posted by dflanmod View Post
            How the fuck did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?
            I'm terrible at butterfly guard, he's very good at Judo and add in baggy zubon and well that what's can happen. I'm sure I've already told the story about the bloke wearing elasticated trousers who 'treated' me to a full showing of his under carriage when someone was trying to pass his guard.

            Originally posted by dflanmod View Post
            BTW like your new avatar.
            Cheers old boy. Praise should go to gregaquaman for posting it.
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              #7
              Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DoomKnight View Post
                Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.
                Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

                Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                  Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

                  Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.
                  That one on ebaum's world? yea that was nasty...

                  As for the OP's question, my friend from class threw his sweaty-ass uniform in his bag and realized the next day he forgot to wash it between classes, and i got a mouthfull of armpit. Guess that was my fault for letting him get a neck crank...

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                    #10
                    I've farted when somebody landed hard on me in side control. Unfortunately there was a couple of guys rolling down range of me. They stopped mid roll and gave me the wtf look.

                    What you gonna do eh???

                    Ps. Damn you wrabbit. Now I have to go find this judo guy shitting on himself.

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                      #11
                      long nasty yellow toe nails. especially during newaza (ground grappling.) some people only worry about their fingernails, i guess.
                      "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
                      "When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
                      "Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
                      "Seriously, who gives a fuck what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj

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                        #12
                        So I saw that video about the "judo" guy who shit himself.
                        I was really looking forward to making a post about how it's BJJ for the win. But that really looked like a bjj tourny.

                        Damn.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dflanmod View Post
                          I've farted when somebody landed hard on me in side control. Unfortunately there was a couple of guys rolling down range of me. They stopped mid roll and gave me the wtf look.

                          What you gonna do eh???

                          Ps. Damn you wrabbit. Now I have to go find this judo guy shitting on himself.
                          Fuck, everyone farts in my gym. No one even thinks twice about it. Knee ride is like sitting on bagpipes
                          Originally posted by Judoka_UK
                          Judo is the PC to Sambo's Mac.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by dflanmod View Post
                            So I saw that video about the "judo" guy who shit himself.
                            I was really looking forward to making a post about how it's BJJ for the win. But that really looked like a bjj tourny.

                            Damn.
                            Yeh I've seen the video entitled both 'Judo guy' and 'karate guy', but it looks like a NAGA event so most likely BJJ.

                            Originally posted by 100xobm View Post
                            Fuck, everyone farts in my gym. No one even thinks twice about it. Knee ride is like sitting on bagpipes
                            Train with fewer Islanders.
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                              #15
                              You've all read that report of the MMA fighter shitting his britches in the cage and carrying on fighting, rite?

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