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    You Will Never Be Cool: Inspired by BS

    So, I found out this morning that interviews for US Combat Sports with Charlie Brenneman and Tyson Jeffries would both be late. So, I wanted to come up with some filler for the morning and went with something different that falls between historical fiction and creative nonfiction. It heavily draws from stories and experiences I've had with fellow bullies, so I thought I'd share.

    http://uscombatsports.com/index.php?...152&Itemid=325

    #2
    Being cool is for stuck up twats.

    I'd rather be smug in my knowledge that I can kick cool people in the side of the head.

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      #3
      I didn't think you kicked that high in Krav? Aren't you exposing your testicles?

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        #4
        I thoroughly enjoy that the first comment on the website started off with, "I don't think this article is being completely fair. Sure, we as elite athletes..."

        Your next article should be about how none of us are elite, and most lilkely, we never will be

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          #5
          Originally posted by WhiteShark View Post
          I didn't think you kicked that high in Krav? Aren't you exposing your testicles?
          Part of the secrets of Krav is to learn how to pull your testes up into the abdominal cavity.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BKR View Post
            Part of the secrets of Krav is to learn how to pull your testes up into the abdominal cavity.
            You mean your ass?

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              #7
              I believe this article should be written in reversed letters and then stapled to the head of every MA participant so that every morning when they look in the mirrors they are reminded of their status in life (provided they cut eyeholes).

              That being said, I'm not cool because of MA. I'm cool because i can ROCK YOUR SHIT at super smash brothers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BKR View Post
                Part of the secrets of Krav is to learn how to pull your testes up into the abdominal cavity.
                We obviously practice Iron Crotch.

                That and after a while, you will think up different ways to protect your balls.
                Last edited by yli; 6/28/2011 3:03pm, .

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                  #9
                  yli said twats again!

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                    #10
                    Homer: So I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
                    Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
                    Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square."
                    Lisa: That song is so lame.
                    Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
                    Bart and Lisa: No.
                    Marge: Am I cool, kids?
                    Bart and Lisa: No.
                    Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool—not caring, right?
                    Bart and Lisa: No.
                    Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here.
                    Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.
                    Bart: Well, sure you do.
                    Lisa: How else would you know?
                    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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                    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                    Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                    I <3 Battlefields...

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                      #11
                      BUT....BUT....

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                          #13
                          I liked the article Lampa.
                          It has much truth to it.
                          But for me, I'm not cool because of judo, obviously I'm cool because I'm an Accountant, duh!

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                            #14
                            "So stop picturing yourself busting up three muggers, right now."

                            NEVER!

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                              #15
                              What if the 90 year old lady in your article suddenly pulled off a flying triangle on you in the waiting room? Then, when you're just about to lose consciousness, she buries those knitting needles in your eyeballs.

                              Then would you be cool?
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