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    Troll paradigm shift

    It's summertime again, which means its time for fat Arizonans to vacation to my local beaches, and leave the remainder to troll Bullshido. I've seen the migration for a few years, and have noticed a behavioral change.

    A few years ago, a lot of the trolls were Elmore-esque: they talked a big game, but also eschewed weight lifting and athleticism. Their threats were backed by their conviction in their screwy martial art, or their ability to own firearms, or the facade of batshit insanity. These were the fall-back threats of these people when their trolling was called out by a bully nearby.

    These days, it seems like trolls are always talking about how physically imposing they are. That can take the form of weight lifting fanatic or big ol country boy. Oddly enough, they never seem to offer any good advice in the PT forum.

    I guess if you're gonna be a troll with an invented persona, you might as well be Brock Lesnar too. I guess at some point, guns, ninja tactics, and secret kung fu were just not enough.

    Any thoughts on trolling trends this troll season?

    #2
    I just assumed trolls use whatever persona scares them the most. Like homophobes being closet cock gobblers.

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      #3
      No. The trolls are the same.

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        #4
        Yamabushi7 reminds me of W.Rabbit when he first joined the boards, though I have noticed this 'Ima farm boi' bit recently.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Permalost View Post
          fat Arizonans
          what?
          whyyousunuva....

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            #6
            It's time we leveraged the two troll paradigms to create some synergy.

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              #7
              Originally posted by fights4peace View Post
              Yamabushi7 reminds me of W.Rabbit when he first joined the boards, though I have noticed this 'Ima farm boi' bit recently.
              You remind me of most of the morons that have trolled Bullshido since I showed up.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Permalost View Post
                fat Arizonans
                This ^ is redundant.

                I am looking forward to the superbadass500streetfightsneverlostbouncerexmilita ry troll. The way their stories evolve, grow, crescendo, and ultimately bellyflop is always entertaining.

                One should be coming along any time now.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by tao.jonez View Post
                  I am looking forward to the superbadass500streetfightsneverlostbouncerexmilita ry troll. The way their stories evolve, grow, crescendo, and ultimately bellyflop is always entertaining.

                  One should be coming along any time now.
                  You missed it. Or maybe you saw it.

                  That was RRRAAAYYY2, only it was 1500 street fights and WHATS UNDER THE TARPS RAY?????

                  This thread is a 941 post classic.
                  Over 1500 street fights?
                  Last edited by W. Rabbit; 6/28/2011 2:22pm, .

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                    #10
                    I loved Ray. I want another Ray for 2011.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by tao.jonez View Post
                      I loved Ray. I want another Ray for 2011.
                      Whenever I do the "WHAT'S UNDER THE TARPS???" joke I think of Brad Pitt at the end of "Se7en".
                      WHAT'S UNDER THE TARPS RAAAY??!! OH GOD!!! AARRRGGGHHHHHHH

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post
                        what?
                        whyyousunuva....
                        I have a message I'd like you to relay to your people in whatever language you guys speak (morse code gunfire by a chubby blond bro ho?):

                        "dear Zonies, pay attention while you're riding rented beachcruisers rubbernecking by the ocean, or that skateboarder you veer into might punch your face". End transmission.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                          You remind me of most of the morons that have trolled Bullshido since I showed up.
                          Mind my wording. I only remember you gathering a 1000+ post count from threads in trollshido. I have not really seen you post like you used to as of late.

                          I bare no ill will against you, nor do I wish to start anything with you. I just made an observation.

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                            #14
                            The trolls now have blue belts in BJJ.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by fights4peace View Post
                              Mind my wording. I only remember you gathering a 1000+ post count from threads in trollshido. I have not really seen you post like you used to as of late.

                              I bare no ill will against you, nor do I wish to start anything with you. I just made an observation.
                              Wait are you trying to counter-counter-troll me?



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