D-Bag brass knuckle jitsu

[omoplatypus]

just remember, if you're some punk who's out show off your knuckles, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!!!

i think i'm going to call this type of douche bag the "awkward douche"

[ProfessorChaos]

If you need a weapon, almost anything would be better in a legal sense. They're illegal almost everywhere, and carrying them in the first place makes it look as though you are looking for a fight. Hell, you'd be better off with a pocket knife. Both are considered a deadly weapon, but carrying a pocket knife as an everyday tool that can double for self defense does not make you seem like a criminal.

Besides that, if you use some sense, you'll use a knife all the time and never as a weapon. Brass knuckles would just be a useless hunk of metal on any normal day, and in the event of needing to defend yourself would break your fingers. "Protect your hands" my ass.

Unless you're a girl, or very small, crippled, or outnumbered, any weapon becomes a legal hazard anyway.

[Larus marinus]

If you need a weapon, almost anything would be better in a legal sense. They're illegal almost everywhere, and carrying them in the first place makes it look as though you are looking for a fight. Hell, you'd be better off with a pocket knife. Both are considered a deadly weapon, but carrying a pocket knife as an everyday tool that can double for self defense does not make you seem like a criminal.

'Novelty belt buckle'
'Novelty brass paperweight'

[Snake Plissken]

http://www.weapons-universe.com/Supp...ntact_Us.shtml

What a surprise.
This tool is in Arizona....

[omoplatypus]

i wonder if he can even throw a proper 1 2 combo....

[Snake Plissken]

i wonder if he can even throw a proper 1 2 combo....

maybe if he downsizes his brass knucks to a kiddie size

[yli]

He bears a striking resemblance to Omega.

*hides*

[Larus marinus]

In part 2...

Playing cards, LOVE, HATE, PIMP, KING, Scarface.

You can just imagine what sort of charming individuals buy custom brass knuckles, can't you?

[omoplatypus]

why the fuck do douche bags keep using "sexy bitch" as the music in their videos?

[Devil]

USMC brass knuckles.......mil-spec, I'm sure.

[Larus marinus]

USMC brass knuckles.......mil-spec, I'm sure.

Didn't see one with SEAL on there - though I haven't looked at the site in great detail yet.

"Yah, man - we all got issued with these the day we graduated BUD/S, bro..."

[Snake Plissken]

See that thing hanging below my belt? Grab on and don't let go!

I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

[Snake Plissken]

*WOLVERINE*! Snickty snickty snoine!

[Tranquil Suit]

Man I could've used that one tonight. I was playing foosball tonight and was getting owned by this guy (this fucking guy). I would've punched him in the face for winning, but he trains at my gym and can kick my ass.

But man if I had 'em Wolverine Brass Knuckles, I'd be like "Surprise Shot, Motherfucker... WOLVERINE"

Then I'd finally win in Foosball. And be prosecuted for assault with weapon.

[omoplatypus]

Didn't see one with SEAL on there - though I haven't looked at the site in great detail yet.

"Yah, man - we all got issued with these the day we graduated BUD/S, bro..."

yeah, when i finished at BUD/S my master chief instructor gave me his personal set of knuckle dusters and took mine because he said i'm a wicked good seal....