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  • Snake Plissken
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    Originally posted by Permalost View Post
    Nah bro, I'm a lone wolf. It says it right there on my shirt, spelled out in barbed wire, as clear as a moonlit night.
    my blue satin jacket read "One Wolf", cuz I didn't have enough money to pay the gypsy to finish it. Luckily, my neighbor gave me one of her upper-case cursive "L"s to finish it out.

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  • Ignorami
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    Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Holy cow! Electric freaking knuckles

    What will they think of next?
    Prison. And that thought will come swiftly too.

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  • Larus marinus
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    Holy cow! Electric freaking knuckles

    http://www.weapons-universe.com/Pers...ZAPBK950.shtml
    The world's best attention-getter! Would-be assailants are going to pull a U-turn when they see you pull out these Blast Knuckles. Aiming is just as easy as punching, and one tap delivers a massive 950,000 volt payload, excellent for disabling or warding off an attacker. The unique, patented design is comfortable to hold, easy to grip and fits in almost any hand. Your self defense budget just got a bump... get these shockers here for LESS!
    • 950,000 Volts
    • Rubber coated with soft contour grip for full control
    • Red LED on/off indicator
    • Perfect for joggers
    • Includes 2 lithium CR123 batteries and heavy nylon case with belt clip

    Just the right size for a purse or coat pocket! Shocking! Order yours ONLINE today! Blast Knuckles.
    What will they think of next?

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  • Larus marinus
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    Originally posted by Ignorami View Post
    I was just grabbing an image for a bit of thread photoshop, and had to screen shot this:



    Unfortunately, now my photoshop isn't going to be as funny as real life.
    Where is that on the site? Maybe my adblock is making me miss good stuff...

    Originally posted by toyamabarnard View Post
    Grand, between that and http://www.weapons-universe.com/Comb...s_Dagger.shtml I'll feel much safer flying now.
    I always find it kind of dubious when people selling this kind of thing make a big deal about someone being able to get it through a metal detector undetected. In terms of who they're advertising to, I mean...

    Edit:
    Special Forces shovel.
    http://www.weapons-universe.com/Bran...dle-92SF.shtml

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  • ermghoti
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    Originally posted by Ignorami View Post
    I was just grabbing an image for a bit of thread photoshop, and had to screen shot this:



    Unfortunately, now my photoshop isn't going to be as funny as real life.
    The Eagles DVDs are hilarious too. I'm distributing that. 'Twill be internet famous.

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  • toyamabarnard
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    Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Grand, between that and http://www.weapons-universe.com/Comb...s_Dagger.shtml I'll feel much safer flying now.

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  • Ignorami
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    There's a very good reason why "Official" Navy SEAL Brass Knuckles don't exist.

    Not quite enough fingers for the SEAL motto:

    Last edited by Ignorami; 6/16/2011 4:04am, . Reason: internet twattery

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  • Ignorami
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    I was just grabbing an image for a bit of thread photoshop, and had to screen shot this:



    Unfortunately, now my photoshop isn't going to be as funny as real life.

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  • Permalost
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    Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    I liked the black wolves.
    WE CAN BE A FUCKING PACK, BROTHER!

    AAAAAWWWWWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Nah bro, I'm a lone wolf. It says it right there on my shirt, spelled out in barbed wire, as clear as a moonlit night.

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  • Carpe Noctem
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    Holy pissfuck HOW DO YOU CONTAIN THE POWER OF FOUR WEREWOLVES COVERING YOUR FOUR FINGERS?????

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  • Larus marinus
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    Originally posted by Squerlli View Post
    "Brass knuckles are the most effective close range weapons ever developed"

    Motherfucker have you heard of a knife?

    Ka-Bar, end of discussion.
    How on earth is one supposed to know that, if it doesn't have Special Ops, Tactical, SEAL or SWAT in the name?

    Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    I liked the black wolves.
    WE CAN BE A FUCKING PACK, BROTHER!

    AAAAAWWWWWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    "This item has four werewolf heads on covering your four fingers."

    And how.


    Rawr combat ice scraper.
    http://www.weapons-universe.com/Comb..._Scraper.shtml

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  • Snake Plissken
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    Originally posted by Permalost View Post

    I want a pair of these, so I can go into battle with the power of EIGHT GODDAMN WOLVES!!!
    I liked the black wolves.
    WE CAN BE A FUCKING PACK, BROTHER!

    AAAAAWWWWWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Permalost
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    I want a pair of these, so I can go into battle with the power of EIGHT GODDAMN WOLVES!!!

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  • Squerlli
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    "Brass knuckles are the most effective close range weapons ever developed"

    Motherfucker have you heard of a knife?

    Ka-Bar, end of discussion.

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  • omoplatypus
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    from your comments on the STFU about SHTF if your FAT, i figured you were a right wing nut job, as opposed to my liberal faggotry.

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