I did what I promised myself I'd never do....

[tao.jonez]

As of this thread I am officially reading everyone's posts in accents based on their location.

BigMike sounds like 'enry 'iggins, and syberia very much like Nicole Kidman with a sore throat.

[SnakeMMA]

I have a Hayabusa shirt. bought it because i like the design but have never wore them in training. my MT training partner on the other hand has ALOT of tapout, bad boy and silverstar, to name a few, shirts and shorts, that he ALWAYS wear in training.

[tao.jonez]

You keep up with other people's wardrobes pretty well, Snake.

Also I don't know how to do a Phillipino accent, so I'm reading yours with a Hong Kong type Chinese accent. Sorry.

[jnp]

I have a older training buddy who's a 5th dan in Judo. He bought me the ugliest Tapout shirt I have ever seen. Now, due to a few events in my past, I don't even wear shirts with my instructor's logo on them. I didn't have the heart to tell him that though. It was a nice gesture from someone who doesn't know about my preference to go unnoticed in public as much as is possible.

My brother wears MMA shirts all the time and even he said he wouldn't wear the shirt I was given.

[Res Judicata]

I used to tease my wife about her expensive Lululemon yoga stuff--until she bought me some. They make some great jackets and workout pants. I'm the only guy I've ever seen squatting heavy wearing Lululemon though!

I did, however, buy the gayest looking Lululemon shirt I could find for an alpha male friend of mine who's into yoga.

[tao.jonez]

I googled lululemon. Sounds gay, looks cooler than TapouT, but do you actually look at what the other guys are wearing while they are squatting, cause...

[Res Judicata]

It's yoga gear, of course it looks gay. All my stuff is black, so that keeps teh gay away, kinda. But is there anything gayer than no-gi BJJ? Beside, I'm married and don't give a shit anymore.

[tao.jonez]

Checking out the labels on other guys pants while they are squatting is at least as gay as no gi bjj.

I would totally sport the lululemon gear, even the bright green because I don't give a fuck either.

Marriage squashed my ego and libido, and made hair grow out my nose.

[Snake Plissken]

I expect you lululemon-sporting boys to post up ur pix @ http://girlsinyogapants.com/

[Res Judicata]

I expect you lululemon-sporting boys to post up ur pix @ http://girlsinyogapants.com/

That site's blocked at work, but if it is what I think it is, it's one of the reasons I accompany my wife to yoga now and then. Hell, it's one of the reasons I dated her! I wish I could go back and tell my younger self to do yoga.

[The Juggernoob]

As of this thread I am officially reading everyone's posts in accents based on their location.

BigMike sounds like 'enry 'iggins, and syberia very much like Nicole Kidman with a sore throat.

Im a northerner, we still have the letter "H"

[tao.jonez]

Bigmike, you've been downgraded to Bert from Mary Poppins.

It's a jolly oliday wif maaaaryyyyyy

[The Juggernoob]

Actually, if you can find a very rare clip of Peter Serafinowicz not doing an impersonation, then that would be pretty close.

[Ignorami]

BigMike, I had your voice down as sounding like the petrol station attendant in the later series' of Alan Partridge

[Son of Thunder]

Screenshots.

That's it. A day's work, and my adoring fans get all of two-third of my (blurry) face.