Rude Jitsu

[tao.jonez]

For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

Share your favorite dick moves here.

[doofaloofa]

I like to tickle during ground work
seprates the men from the boys!

[judoka_uk]

Mounted tea bag.

[Gezere]

For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

Share your favorite dick moves here.

Too many to list. However one that is definitely on the top of the list is my "ILOVEYOUHUGYOUSQUEEZEYOUNEVERLETYOUGO" from the guard. I get a over/under and hold my partner tightly while saying the phrase in a a high pitched voice, then screaming NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! when they try to get me off them. This is all an set up because it leads to a choke when they try to get space. So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.

[doofaloofa]

So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.

Choked by a dick. Now explain that to the wife!

[jnp]

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

That's funny, the Machados teach this as a technique to break grips or overcome certain choke defenses.

[WhiteShark]

Yeah the head rattle is a legit grip break IMO.

I use pressure points to create armbar openings. Especially the armpit.

[tao.jonez]

That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.


Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)

[jnp]

That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.


Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)

No. They teach to shake, shake, shake the grips to break them. No head bouncing is necessary.

Edit: You do have to shake the leg in the armbar variation, but that doesn't mean you need to bounce their head off the ground. I use the "shake" technique to break up grip-based choke defenses more that anything else.

[Kouch]

during a peruvian necktie; rub nuts on the back of head

[Matt Phillips]

Boo! I thought this would be Ska thread...

[Frank White]

cartwheels and somersaults.

[Ciderbone]

Sometimes if I outclass someones a lot, and they've annoyed me, I'll use them to practice my top-position transitions for an unfair amount of time while trying to make smalltalk about the weather, sports, etc.

[Permalost]

At one of the SoCal throwdowns, Omega showed us a series of dick moves as one passes the guard. Sirc was the dummy. It was all kinds of awesome.

I used to spar with headbutts allowed (using headgear), and it was part of my anti-judo. Lots of paddling and pehlwani exercises have given me a very good bear hug, and I can tweak it in little ways that hurt. For example, I'll use a low pulling motion and shoulder pressure up high to mess with their posture, or use my thumb knuckle as the focal point of the force.

[tao.jonez]

The monkey bite is another of my favorites. Pinch the back of their arm - behind the tricep and very close to the under-arm. Depending on what your relative positions are, you can do all kinds of nifty things when they jerk the arm away.