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    For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

    Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

    Share your favorite dick moves here.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln




    #2
    I like to tickle during ground work
    seprates the men from the boys!

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      #3
      Mounted tea bag.
      sigpic

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        #4
        Originally posted by tao.jonez View Post
        For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

        Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

        Share your favorite dick moves here.
        Too many to list. However one that is definitely on the top of the list is my "ILOVEYOUHUGYOUSQUEEZEYOUNEVERLETYOUGO" from the guard. I get a over/under and hold my partner tightly while saying the phrase in a a high pitched voice, then screaming NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! when they try to get me off them. This is all an set up because it leads to a choke when they try to get space. So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Gezere View Post
          So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.
          Choked by a dick. Now explain that to the wife!

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            #6
            Originally posted by tao.jonez View Post
            Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.
            That's funny, the Machados teach this as a technique to break grips or overcome certain choke defenses.
            Shut the hell up and train.

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              #7
              Yeah the head rattle is a legit grip break IMO.

              I use pressure points to create armbar openings. Especially the armpit.

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                #8
                That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.


                Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)
                Last edited by tao.jonez; 6/14/2011 3:00pm, . Reason: Now it's not that funny.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by tao.jonez View Post
                  That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.


                  Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)
                  No. They teach to shake, shake, shake the grips to break them. No head bouncing is necessary.

                  Edit: You do have to shake the leg in the armbar variation, but that doesn't mean you need to bounce their head off the ground. I use the "shake" technique to break up grip-based choke defenses more that anything else.
                  Last edited by jnp; 6/14/2011 3:08pm, .
                  Shut the hell up and train.

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                    #10
                    during a peruvian necktie; rub nuts on the back of head

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                      #11
                      Boo! I thought this would be Ska thread...
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                      Luta Livre flees the fight,
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                        #12
                        cartwheels and somersaults.

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                          #13
                          Sometimes if I outclass someones a lot, and they've annoyed me, I'll use them to practice my top-position transitions for an unfair amount of time while trying to make smalltalk about the weather, sports, etc.

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                            #14
                            At one of the SoCal throwdowns, Omega showed us a series of dick moves as one passes the guard. Sirc was the dummy. It was all kinds of awesome.

                            I used to spar with headbutts allowed (using headgear), and it was part of my anti-judo. Lots of paddling and pehlwani exercises have given me a very good bear hug, and I can tweak it in little ways that hurt. For example, I'll use a low pulling motion and shoulder pressure up high to mess with their posture, or use my thumb knuckle as the focal point of the force.

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                              #15
                              The monkey bite is another of my favorites. Pinch the back of their arm - behind the tricep and very close to the under-arm. Depending on what your relative positions are, you can do all kinds of nifty things when they jerk the arm away.
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