Wrestling Will Turn Your Son Into A Fecal Bandit

[Snake Plissken]

While on Sociocide, this thread
http://www.sociocide.com/forums/show...hat-is-a-raver

led me to this article
http://christwire.org/2011/06/what-is-a-raver/

on this site
http://christwire.org/

Clicking on the author....just out of curiosity, I found this fucking GOLDMINE, among others:

http://christwire.org/2011/06/wrestl...-fecal-bandit/

TYSON BOWERS III, YOU ARE THE MAN.

So if you want your son to be bobbing for musky candy bags and having his head smeared into another boys lightly covered and sweaty sewer hole, keep your son out of the wrestling gym and keep him away from boys who wear skull shirts and who have mohawks or spiky hair.

I demand you fruitbats turn this thread in the epic epic of epicness it so rightfully deserves or I shall thrust my musky candybag upon the lot of you.

Starting with you, McClaw.



PS: comments are win

[ermghoti]

I thought Christwire was a Poe?

[tao.jonez]

It's amazing how insightful Mr Bowers is. Wrestlers ARE butt-pirates.

[yli]

Why did that article read much more like the author's sexual fantasies than a warning against the grappling arts?

[Cullion]

why did that article read much more like the author's sexual fantasies than a warning against the grappling arts?

you could be onto something!!11!one!

[Tom .C]

The responders who don't know it's a parody site are flat out funny. The site trolls do a good job at pushing the serious responders buttons.

[DKJr]

I've perused several articles. This site is ridiculously funny.

[tao.jonez]

I've perused several articles. This site has to be satire, it can't be real. Nobody is this ridiculously moronic.

It is satire. But people ARE that moronic. The articles are stupid and funny, but not all of the quotes and replies are from the site admins or trolls. Some of those are from "believers".

[It is Fake]

Quit pimping your website snake and purchase a business package.

[Tom .C]

It is satire. But people ARE that moronic. The articles are stupid and funny, but not all of the quotes and replies are from the site admins or trolls. Some of those are from "believers".

you sir are a whore and need to get that satan out of you and try to find jesus in your life so you can stop that wrestling

[Snake Plissken]

Quit pimping your website snake and purchase a business package.

I'm praying for your soul, Fake.

[WhiteShark]

Wait, GSP is gay!?

Suddenly the man humping fight style all makes sense.

[Permalost]

Can't you just get a priest to wrestle the gay out of a grappling-curious boy?

[Res Judicata]

Jacob was such a homo:

[Hiro Protagonist]

Outfits for my no-gi classes.

I HAZ THEM.




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