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    Wrestling Will Turn Your Son Into A Fecal Bandit

    While on Sociocide, this thread
    http://www.sociocide.com/forums/show...hat-is-a-raver

    led me to this article
    http://christwire.org/2011/06/what-is-a-raver/

    on this site
    http://christwire.org/

    Clicking on the author....just out of curiosity, I found this fucking GOLDMINE, among others:

    http://christwire.org/2011/06/wrestl...-fecal-bandit/

    TYSON BOWERS III, YOU ARE THE MAN.

    So if you want your son to be bobbing for musky candy bags and having his head smeared into another boys lightly covered and sweaty sewer hole, keep your son out of the wrestling gym and keep him away from boys who wear skull shirts and who have mohawks or spiky hair.
    I demand you fruitbats turn this thread in the epic epic of epicness it so rightfully deserves or I shall thrust my musky candybag upon the lot of you.

    Starting with you, McClaw.



    PS: comments are win

    #2
    I thought Christwire was a Poe?
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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      #3
      It's amazing how insightful Mr Bowers is. Wrestlers ARE butt-pirates.
      "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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        #4
        Why did that article read much more like the author's sexual fantasies than a warning against the grappling arts?

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          #5
          Originally posted by yli View Post
          why did that article read much more like the author's sexual fantasies than a warning against the grappling arts?
          you could be onto something!!11!one!
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            #6
            The responders who don't know it's a parody site are flat out funny. The site trolls do a good job at pushing the serious responders buttons.

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              #7
              I've perused several articles. This site is ridiculously funny.

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                #8
                Originally posted by David Koresh Jr. View Post
                I've perused several articles. This site has to be satire, it can't be real. Nobody is this ridiculously moronic.
                It is satire. But people ARE that moronic. The articles are stupid and funny, but not all of the quotes and replies are from the site admins or trolls. Some of those are from "believers".
                "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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                  #9
                  Quit pimping your website snake and purchase a business package.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tao.jonez View Post
                    It is satire. But people ARE that moronic. The articles are stupid and funny, but not all of the quotes and replies are from the site admins or trolls. Some of those are from "believers".
                    you sir are a whore and need to get that satan out of you and try to find jesus in your life so you can stop that wrestling

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                      Quit pimping your website snake and purchase a business package.
                      I'm praying for your soul, Fake.

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                        #12
                        Wait, GSP is gay!?

                        Suddenly the man humping fight style all makes sense.

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                          #13
                          Can't you just get a priest to wrestle the gay out of a grappling-curious boy?

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                            #14
                            Jacob was such a homo:

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                              #15
                              Outfits for my no-gi classes.

                              I HAZ THEM.




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