Super ninja that trains aikido for 3 months

[The Juggernoob]

There is no scenerio where that is not ok.

Depends, If she joined the Judo class to get thinner, it may have been harsh.

[judoka_uk]

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

So she got thrown.

[The Juggernoob]

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

So she got thrown.

I wouldnt have resorted to violence. The moment she said TKD, i'd have stared her straight in the eyes and said with a steady and cold voice, "How dare you speak to me". Then I would have have walked away.

[judoka_uk]

Yeh but she adopted a shallow horse stance and then did a spin/waddle at me. I didn't throw her properly just bounced her off her fat arse.

[The Juggernoob]

Yeh but she adopted a shallow horse stance and then did a spin/waddle at me. I didn't throw her properly just bounced her off her fat arse.

Yes, but what is a woman? A shallow , pathological , attention grabbing nutcase, some would say that.
Simply refusing to acknowledge her as a human being would damage her on a deep mortal level. You know , in that void in her soul that sucks in attention. It would become clogged with rejection and denial and her "confidence", and "self-worth", would be damaged.

[Snake Plissken]

OP, is it true you molested him while he was unconscious?

No, he was conscious.

[The Juggernoob]

No, he was conscious.

Is that better, or worse?

[Snake Plissken]

Is that better, or worse?

Depends on who's asking and who's answering.

[Ignorami]

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

A single Tornado Kick of a single bingo-winged fat chick would be enough to change the course of all future weather systems on the earth. - Edward Lorenz

[Larus marinus]

The OPs story is missing one important element - namely whether his bud later castigated him for not attacking him properly.

[JingMerchant!]

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

So she got thrown.

Tell us the whole story, you goddamn tease...

[Psycho Dad]

So you'd knock a friend out to prove a completely unimportant point. I'm no psychologist, but trust me, a lot of people in your life hate you, not just his GF

Screw it, that's what happens in nature. The stronger males always get the wimmins!

[ermghoti]

Tell us the whole story, you goddamn tease...

I think the story is complete. A manatee with six hours of training in make-believe striking challenged a good grappler, and got gently bounced to the ground. Later, he soothed her injured ego with a session of lumpy lovin'. It's an old tale, one we've all heard a thousand times.

[Ignorami]

Screw it, that's what happens in nature. The stronger males always get the wimmins!

Your using the term "stronger male" to describe someone who started a whole new thread with that OP.

I think your criteria must be rather more specific than the one nature uses.

And, FTR, the aikido guy kept the chick because he has a 14" tongue and can breathe through his ears.

[judoka_uk]

I think the story is complete. A manatee with six hours of training in make-believe striking challenged a good grappler, and got gently bounced to the ground. Later, he soothed her injured ego with a session of lumpy lovin'. It's an old tale, one we've all heard a thousand times.

Yeh that's basically it, not really much to it. Pretty sure I didn't shag her though, don't think I was that drunk I would have forgotten about it. Besides I'm pretty sure I went home with this cute Tamil chick, at least that's what I convinced myself the next day...

Now if I wanted to cock tease I could drop a lead on sentence about the time I fought a ninja on the deadly streets, but that would just be gay.