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Because everybody was self promoting themselves I decided to remove myself from the normal ranking system. I'm now the 1st Generation Sifu Grandmaster of Awesomeness. I hold such a high rank black belt that it has its own gravitational field. I can tap out a bear with a RNC without using my arms. I once threw Godzilla with such an awesome shoulder throw the Kodakan is contemplating renaming Seo nage to "The Omega Supreme".
I once stopped a bullet by removing it from the chamber after it was fired. (Try wrapping your feeble brain around that one.) I don't cook food, cooked food is for pussies; which I also eat raw. I was also a signed musician but they had to let me go because they couldn't find enough people to volunteer to get their heads knocked together (Always music to my ear).
Let's say moose's personality is complex and composed of many interwoven layers. As my grandma would probably have called it,
a work of truly masterful faggoting. - Lace knitting, I mean.
Moose is a big-mouthed annoying little fuckstick of a poster. But he is so darn charming I find it impossible to dislike him. He's like SirC done right.
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