Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

This is exactly why you can't talk to ninjers like civilized people.

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #16
    I've seen "Enter the Ninja", "Revenge of the Ninja" (aka Ninja II), "Ninja III: The Domination" (read my Bullshido review...I reference "Enter the Ninja")...."Pray For Death"....and every other Sho Kosugi movie.

    "Enter the Ninja" is easily the entry that is the most like 70's porn: the protagonist "white" ninja sports a handlebar mustache, lots of chest hair, and wins the right to be a "ninja" after (pretend) slaughtering an army of red ninjas ("red shirts" get it?) led by the black ninja, the same guy who refuses to toast his honor at the beginning of the video..none other than of course, Sho Kosugi.

    The criminal overlord needs a ninja. Turns out he gets Sho Kosugi.

    There is a great final fight scene in "Enter the Ninja" that is actually worth watching, solely because any Final Ninja Fight Scene involving Sho Kosugi (and there are soooo many) is worth your time.

    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 6/04/2011 6:00pm, .

    Comment


      #17
      You got me in a ninjer mood...

      Obligatory Ninja III: The Domination golf course slaughter scene, one of my personal favorite ninja clips of all time.

      Is that Sho Kosugi?

      No. The evil ninja is the late David Chung.



      Sho Kosugi is the good guy ninja who comes at the end and kills this evil ninja. Well...his resurrected ghost.

      This is one of the greatest Final Ninja Fight Scenes ever.

      Last edited by W. Rabbit; 6/04/2011 6:07pm, .

      Comment


        #18
        Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
        The Roger Corman one? I saw that when I was a kid, it was awesome. I saw it as an adult, 90 minutes of cringing with vicarious embarrassment.
        No, that's "Sharktopus" apparently, which I never heard of (I thought Lampa was fucking with me, wow that's a real movie title). Hmmph, Netflicks doesn't have it for insta-watch, I think I may need to add this one to the snail mail queue.... but my guess is it's going to be several degrees classier than the ones I mentioned by virtue of having at least a couple of actors I've actually heard of before.


        Originally posted by donoraen View Post
        I feel bad for the op because this is definately going to turn into a "terrible movies you should totally still see" thread.
        That is always an acceptable tangent.

        Also, why was that ninja running around a golf course killing random people?
        Last edited by maofas; 6/04/2011 6:56pm, .

        Comment


          #19
          Originally posted by maofas View Post
          Also, why was that ninja running around a golf course killing random people?
          Ninjas don't need a reason to flip out and kill people. That's just kinda what they do.

          If I remember right, at the height (low point) of the ninja craze in the 80's they made some movies that make Ninja 3: The Domination look like The Matrix.

          Comment


            #20
            I'm sure everybody has already seen it, but if you haven't, kill bill is a must see bad movie.

            Comment


              #21
              RoboGeisha....

              Comment


                #22
                Originally posted by donoraen View Post
                I feel bad for the op because this is definately going to turn into a "terrible movies you should totally still see" thread.
                Reluctantly, I've come to the conclusion that just about any movie on the SciFi Network (now it's SyFy... WTF kind of dumb shit is that huh?) is worth giving at least 15-20 minutes of time to. You never know. I can't tell you the number of B movies I've seen on that network that were good for killing a couple hours. Double worth it if you have a little nerdness leftover in you.
                Click To Get My Free Training Newsletter... Do It NOW!


                "You all just got fucking owned.";
                "TaeBo_Master and GajusCaesar just scored 10,000,000 points on all you pawns."

                - The Wastrel

                Comment


                  #23
                  Originally posted by maofas View Post
                  No, that's "Sharktopus" apparently, which I never heard of
                  Actually, I had the title wrong. It was the 1977 Jaws rip-off Tentacles.

                  Comment


                    #24
                    Originally posted by P Marsh View Post
                    And I have seen half of Cube 4: Hypercube but its a little to high budget for my bad movie tastes
                    Fixed.
                    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                    Luta Livre flees the fight,
                    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

                    Comment


                      #25
                      Originally posted by maofas View Post
                      Also, why was that ninja running around a golf course killing random people?
                      If you watch the whole movie (and you should, it's high quality ninja cheese, but Sho Kosugi is in it), you'll eventually find out that the golf course yuppie was some kind of government official and that explains all the easy targets (i.e. body guards). You never find out why the ninja attacked them but it's safe to assume it was a political assassination.

                      If you use your ninja sense it's easy to see that golf courses are the perfect place to ambush VIPs:

                      - Lots of forest...easy to intrude
                      - Open (no walls, no security towers, no fences)
                      - Lots of forest...easy to escape

                      And of course this ninja wears the right colors (greys, greens, tans) to blend in with the trees.

                      And of course he's mastered the art of spirit transfer (like Chucky!), thus enabling him to take his revenge on the police force well after his death.

                      Comment


                        #26
                        Don't go ninjin nobody who don't need ninjin.

                        Comment


                          #27
                          Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                          This is one of the greatest Final Ninja Fight Scenes ever.

                          And this is exactly why you don't keep weapons in a Shaolin temple.

                          Comment

                          Collapse

                          Edit this module to specify a template to display.

                          Working...
                          X