You guys are PU$$IE$

[Nefron]

50 pushups wont stop them laughing at you because you do Taekkyon.

Or girls laughing at his small penis.

[Ignorami]

I see what you did there. Funny, but beware, the Trekkies are coming with torches and pitchforks.

And I'll say to them:

" it's a good job so many perky-breasted rubberheads asked Kirk "what is - to kiss?", because without seeing him demonstrate it on screen, you'd still not know."

In the mean time, here is someone from star trek demonstrating Taekkyon in action

[TaeBo_Master]

Well, It's definitely one of two things:




or

2. Taekkyon (鉄拳?, lit. Iron Fist) is a series of competitive fighting games developed and published by Namco. Originally an arcade game, versions exist for the PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wonder Swan, and Game Boy Advance.

The story in each game in the series (with the exception of the non-canon game Taekkyon Tag Tournament) documents the events of the fictional martial arts tournament, The King of Iron Fist Tournament, with the game's chronological number corresponding with the current iteration of the tournament.

The tournament is always hosted by a financial corporation called the "Mishima Zaibatsu", with the tournament prize generally being control of the company offered to the victor (who then is free to host the next King of Iron Fist tournament). The arcade versions are known to traditionally use PlayStation based hardware for each installment, and subsequently each arcade version was eventually made for its respective PlayStation.

There are currently six main installments in the Taekkyon series. New Taekkyon games have been confirmed, one is a sequel to Taekkyon Tag Tournament, entitled Taekkyon Tag Tournament 2. It is currently in the development stages and it is planned to be released Summer 2011 in Japan. Other countries' planned release dates are yet unknown. Another upcoming Taekkyon game is Taekkyon X Street Fighter, which will be a Taekkyon vs. Street Fighter cross-over game using the Taekkyon style of game play, as opposed to Street Fighter X Taekkyon which will use the Street Fighter style of game play.

Just let me know which one it is, and I'll update my records.

I see what you did there. Funny, but beware, the Trekkies are coming with torches and pitchforks.

[Grey Owl]

Taekkyon, stop fucking around and kick the guy!

[Omega Supreme]

do you even know what Taekkyon is?

Um yeah. Oh look he put up a video. I personally call it Korean Capoeira lite.

[Ignorami]

do you even know what Taekkyon is?

Well, It's definitely one of two things:




or

2. Taekkyon (鉄拳?, lit. Iron Fist) is a series of competitive fighting games developed and published by Namco. Originally an arcade game, versions exist for the PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wonder Swan, and Game Boy Advance.

The story in each game in the series (with the exception of the non-canon game Taekkyon Tag Tournament) documents the events of the fictional martial arts tournament, The King of Iron Fist Tournament, with the game's chronological number corresponding with the current iteration of the tournament.

The tournament is always hosted by a financial corporation called the "Mishima Zaibatsu", with the tournament prize generally being control of the company offered to the victor (who then is free to host the next King of Iron Fist tournament). The arcade versions are known to traditionally use PlayStation based hardware for each installment, and subsequently each arcade version was eventually made for its respective PlayStation.

There are currently six main installments in the Taekkyon series. New Taekkyon games have been confirmed, one is a sequel to Taekkyon Tag Tournament, entitled Taekkyon Tag Tournament 2. It is currently in the development stages and it is planned to be released Summer 2011 in Japan. Other countries' planned release dates are yet unknown. Another upcoming Taekkyon game is Taekkyon X Street Fighter, which will be a Taekkyon vs. Street Fighter cross-over game using the Taekkyon style of game play, as opposed to Street Fighter X Taekkyon which will use the Street Fighter style of game play.

Just let me know which one it is, and I'll update my records.

[The Juggernoob]

I always suspected that Korea invented Capoeira, now I've seen video evidence.

Thanks Bullshido!

Korea invented Bullshido/

[W. Rabbit]

I always suspected that Korea invented Capoeira, now I've seen video evidence.

Thanks Bullshido!

[The Juggernoob]

Yep. Korean dancy foot tag. As opposed to Taekwondo, which is Korean spinny foot tag. Go fuck yourself.

See, even with punk rock background music, it still looks weak and sucky.

I dont want to be "that" guy, but seriously, ever heard of stability?

[EdgeWalker]

Do you know what an exercise in futility is? 50 pushups wont stop them laughing at you because you do Taekkyon.

do you even know what Taekkyon is?

[TaeBo_Master]

Try a combo of zoloft, sleeping pills and whiskey. The comment should either make sense after that, or you will be tripping so many balls you won't care.

In addition, gratz to taebo for reddening his name.

Soak enough blood into it, it's bound to turn red at some point.

[Colin]

You sure acid is strong enough? I think you'd just see the various degrees of stupidity represented as colors on the wall, which of course was moving in and trying to devour you.

Try a combo of zoloft, sleeping pills and whiskey. The comment should either make sense after that, or you will be tripping so many balls you won't care.

In addition, gratz to taebo for reddening his name.

[TaeBo_Master]

You sure acid is strong enough? I think you'd just see the various degrees of stupidity represented as colors on the wall, which of course was moving in and trying to devour you.

[Omega Supreme]

>Implying your good at kickboxing
>implying your not 500 lbs
>Implying a wing chun guy couldnt kick your ass

I'm pretty sure if I was tripping on acid this post would make sense.

[Notagayusername]

>Implying your good at kickboxing
>implying your not 500 lbs
>Implying a wing chun guy couldnt kick your ass