Great Chinese master coming to town

[tao.jonez]

Can you not see it? Circular like milk.

[Tranquil Suit]

Ha, now I see it. You've convinced me, good sirs.

[Sri Hanuman]

Hm... wonder if I can make a youtube vid of that one...

[tao.jonez]

Sri Hanuman presents Milk Kata Ichiban

[MrGalt]

Furthermore, generally overweight people can beat up malnourished people.

Hell yeah. Your average overweight American who is ambulatory at all would probably have little trouble maiming your average underweight citizen of the developing world.

I HATE to see big fat guys come into my dojo. I know I can't hurt them and they're usually a lot stronger than I am. I may be prettier and I may live a few more years in the long run, but I still get my ass kicked today.

[Cannon_6]

...I HATE to see big fat guys come into my dojo. I know I can't hurt them and they're usually a lot stronger than I am. I may be prettier and I may live a few more years in the long run, but I still get my ass kicked today.

Try distracting them with some tasty pie.

[W. Rabbit]

All liquids want to be circular.

No, stop thinking in only 2 dimensions.

All liquids want to be spherical.

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[ermghoti]

Can I be beer instead?

[tao.jonez]

Can I be beer instead?

No. It is not pleasant when you emit gas.

[W. Rabbit]

"you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

Bruce Lee didn't know much about physics.

Put water in a void (zero gravity vacuum), it will always become spheres.

Disrupt it with waves of energy, it still wants to be spherical.

Symmetry at it's finest.

[Evergrey]

Dear sir,
Perhaps your great master would have been able to help out this unfortunate gentleman, who would have been considered by some to be overweight.



Do you think he would fare okay against villagers?

[tao.jonez]

Bruce Lee didn't know much about physics.

Put water in a void (zero gravity vacuum), it will always become spheres.

Disrupt it with waves of energy, it still wants to be spherical.

Symmetry at it's finest.

In the statement you are quoting, Bruce Lee just didn't include "put water in a zero gravity vacuum". If you asked him, I'm sure he would have gotten it right, because he invented MMA.

[tao.jonez]

Dear sir,
Perhaps your great master would have been able to help out this unfortunate gentleman, who would have been considered by some to be overweight.



Do you think he would fare okay against villagers?

Given that he has a stick, gloves, shoes, and a horse on his side, I think the tubby guy would beat the shit out of those shoeless villagers chasing after the bag of rice his horse is carrying.

But he wouldn't hit them in the face because he founded Kyokushin.

[Evergrey]

Ah shit here I am with a bit of a split lip I got at ranking. Man we keep forgetting about that. *smacks forehead in a goofy fashion and immediately loses consciousness because you see*