Great Chinese master coming to town

[tao.jonez]

OOOOOOOhhhhhh you better watch out
you better not doubt
better not muay thai
I'm telling you why
Sifu Shi is comiiiiing to tooooowwwwnnnnn.

You homos probably don't believe in Santa either.

[WhiteShark]

Loci69, do you know how much it will cost to get into the seminar? Do you know if he would accept a challenge match after it? I'm sure we have a purple belt or above bully in the UK. I'd pay him to go to the seminar if there is any chance of a challenge match.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

The yt video says it's "Sifu Sun Shi".

I might be wrong but it seems he's claimed to be a descendent of the founder of Sun style taiji?

At least he's not claiming to be descended from Sun Wukong.

[Rivington]

At this point I suspect the OP isn't a supporter of the Chinese master, but one of his ideological opponents looking to stir something up at whatever seminar the master plans to hold.

[Sri Hanuman]

Ees veedeo of my seefoo.
He make me keel yoo.

[Evergrey]

W. Rabbit, your avatar dances perfectly to the Rammstein I am listening to.

[W. Rabbit]

W. Rabbit, your avatar dances perfectly to the Rammstein I am listening to.

The person who sold it to me said it was a magical avatar...

[Lu Tze]

OOOOOOOhhhhhh you better watch out
you better not doubt
better not muay thai
I'm telling you why
Sifu Shi is comiiiiing to tooooowwwwnnnnn.

You homos probably don't believe in Santa either.

I believe in Santa!

I just don't believe in kung fu anymore.

[dwkfym]

The US has fewer citizens and a far better economy, hence the fattiness.

Want to know a real contributing factor to overall weight vs. population?

Food supply.

Furthermore, generally overweight people can beat up malnourished people.

[JudoA]

Furthermore, generally overweight people can beat up malnourished people.

As a fatty i find this reassuring :)

[Sri Hanuman]

Last night I was thinking of Chrismas Style Bagua, where you walk the pattern of a christmas tree instead of a circle. Legs move like gingerbread, movements circular like cookies and milk, hand movements quick and agile like christmas elf.

Christmas Baguazhang.
Coming soon to gwailo interweb near yoo.

[Tranquil Suit]

How is milk circular?

[illegalusername]

How is milk circular?

Put it in a glass and look at the glass from above.

Also copious amounts of LSD

[tao.jonez]

All liquids want to be circular.

[Sri Hanuman]

How is milk circular?

Half the stylistic descriptions don't make sense to me either.
If I could recount the number of times a particular CMA was described as "move foot like deer, hands like mountains," etc, and all the demo shows is some walking guy waving his hands...