Hey, sup.
We're trying to figure out a name for Sensei's new school, which is just starting out. Of course we're still training at the main dojo, but Sensei has suddenly gotten more than one student, so we figured we'd make a formal thing of it and start a school.
At the moment we're poor and training in the local park, where we compete with angry little-league coaches who really begrudge the 30 square feet or so of space we tend to use in the corner of said public park. One of the coaches has stormed past us in what I think he believes to be an intimidating manner, but he's wearing those tight-ass grey baseball pants. Oh honey, nobody but David Bowie in Labyrinth can pull those pants off, and even he wasn't really all that intimidating.
Anyway I'm on ambien so I figure this is a great time to reach out to the warm, supportive community of Bullshido and ask if you have any ideas for our new Kyokushin dojo, which is located in Richmond, California.
So far I have come up with the following, all of which Sensei has rejected for some reason:
Bloody Knuckles School of Kyokushin
Tears-R-Us
School of the Tanuki
Little League Intimidators
Dojo of Broken Dreams and Shattered Crackpipes
Little Dojo of Horrors
Or perhaps just a fading hand-painted sign that says "Free Candy."
Come on, bullies, I bet you can come up with better than that!
We're trying to figure out a name for Sensei's new school, which is just starting out. Of course we're still training at the main dojo, but Sensei has suddenly gotten more than one student, so we figured we'd make a formal thing of it and start a school.
At the moment we're poor and training in the local park, where we compete with angry little-league coaches who really begrudge the 30 square feet or so of space we tend to use in the corner of said public park. One of the coaches has stormed past us in what I think he believes to be an intimidating manner, but he's wearing those tight-ass grey baseball pants. Oh honey, nobody but David Bowie in Labyrinth can pull those pants off, and even he wasn't really all that intimidating.
Anyway I'm on ambien so I figure this is a great time to reach out to the warm, supportive community of Bullshido and ask if you have any ideas for our new Kyokushin dojo, which is located in Richmond, California.
So far I have come up with the following, all of which Sensei has rejected for some reason:
Bloody Knuckles School of Kyokushin
Tears-R-Us
School of the Tanuki
Little League Intimidators
Dojo of Broken Dreams and Shattered Crackpipes
Little Dojo of Horrors
Or perhaps just a fading hand-painted sign that says "Free Candy."
Come on, bullies, I bet you can come up with better than that!
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