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    I don't know how much of this is true. I just spoke to this guy over the internet.

    I just met a Ninjutsu guy who claims to be in the US military and trained other soldiers at Fort Bragg. He's shitting all over MMA and talking about how it's not trained in the military. He's also talking about how Shaolin martial artists are deadly. How he saw a Chinese person throw a needle through a bulletproof glass. He's also claiming to have put a lot of MMA guys into the ground in basic.

    I'm just kind of in shock. Has the military been infiltrated by ninjers? What the hell am I suppose to say to that?

    #2
    Originally posted by Travis17 View Post
    What the hell am I suppose to say to that?
    Gong Sau!!!

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      #3
      You've been here long enough to know no foul language in the thread titles.

      Remember a certified instructor is different than a guy training other soldiers.

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        #4
        Fess up, it's Chuck Norris isn't it?

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          #5
          Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
          You've been here long enough to know no foul language in the thread titles.

          Remember a certified instructor is different than a guy training other soldiers.
          I thought the filter would get it.

          He talks about being in basic. This would imply he's in the military right? He said he did a paradrop, fractured his spine doing it and then ran a mile in basic. I don't know if that's possible. Maybe he was just a certified instructor. He says he taught hand to hand at Fort Bragg. The US military must be really desperate?

          Where is all the ninjutsu BS evidence at?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Travis17 View Post
            Maybe he was just a certified instructor. He says he taught hand to hand at Fort Bragg.
            So, you guys didn't ask anything and just freaked out? Again teaching soldiers, on their own time, is not the same as being officially hired to train people. Nor does it mean he was endorsed by the military as you seem to think this means.

            He could very well have taught at Fort Bragg. It doesn't mean he was employed by or an official military instructor for Fort Bragg. People that brag tend to play word games.

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              #7
              "You obviously haven't seen real martial arts, also, I don't like tooting my own horn, but look, I was in officer training for the US military, I was a hand to hand instructor to a number of Soldiers at Fort Bragg and a canidate for the Special forces."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Travis17 View Post
                "You obviously haven't seen real martial arts, also, I don't like tooting my own horn, but look, I was in officer training for the US military, I was a hand to hand instructor to a number of Soldiers at Fort Bragg and a canidate for the Special forces."
                I'm with you. I trained special forces how to fly, until they aquired aircraft and stuff.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Travis17 View Post
                  I thought the filter would get it.

                  He talks about being in basic. This would imply he's in the military right? He said he did a paradrop, fractured his spine doing it and then ran a mile in basic. I don't know if that's possible. Maybe he was just a certified instructor. He says he taught hand to hand at Fort Bragg. The US military must be really desperate?

                  Where is all the ninjutsu BS evidence at?
                  He's mixing up the order of things at the very least. You run in basic then depending on his MOS he'd go to jump school afterwards, not before basic. Now it may be that ROTC cadets can go to jump school before basic, I know they can do it during the summer but I'm not clear on the order of operations for them. Further, the US Army combatives program is now based on Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Before MACP showed up many units relied on their assigned hobbyists to train hand to hand so it's possible he trained soldiers before the new program took effect.
                  Last edited by wetware; 4/17/2011 6:03pm, . Reason: Not saying you don't run at airborne, though.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Travis17 View Post
                    "You obviously haven't seen real martial arts, also, I don't like tooting my own horn, but look, I was in officer training for the US military, I was a hand to hand instructor to a number of Soldiers at Fort Bragg and a canidate for the Special forces."
                    Originally posted by Iif
                    He could very well have taught at Fort Bragg. It doesn't mean he was employed by or an official military instructor for Fort Bragg. People that brag tend to play word games.
                    Do you want me to show you the word games I see?

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                      #11
                      Thanks Wetware. Do you know how long the MACP has been around?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                        Do you want me to show you the word games I see?
                        No I see what you mean. I'm trying to get him to clarify it.

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                          #13
                          MACP became doctrine in 2002.

                          Here's the field manual. http://www.box.net/shared/vxyykkcopd

                          You might start by asking him a few questions are to establish his bona fides as an army guy at all. Make a joke about submitting a 4187 (forty-one eighty-seven) to change the weather. If he doesn't get it, he's full of lies. I'm sure others could come up with some others, all I can remember at the moment is jokes to fuck with privates and I'm not there to send him across post with exhaust samples.
                          Last edited by wetware; 4/17/2011 6:30pm, .

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                            #14
                            Yes, get him to be very specific. When he starts wiggling you'll know he is exaggerating.

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                              #15
                              Is this all there is on Ninjitsu?
                              http://www.bullshido.org/Ninjutsu

                              He also posted this.
                              "You see there is no one school of ninjutsu. I belong to the schools formed by Grand Master Stephen K Hayes, and Grand Master Soke Masaaki Hatsumi. The only True ninja schools, Mr Hatsumi is a living treasure in japan, and the last true ninja. While Mr Hayes has been called on numerous times as a security consultant, and a body guard to the Dalia Lama, and the State department."

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