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    #31
    Good god man.
    You look so much better now that you've gained all that forehead.

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      #32
      I know right? Thanks :D
      video game reviews

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        #33
        Originally posted by diducdat? View Post
        There was a 12 yo girl...One day just "gently" took this kid down and did a double coil-lock pin...the Jap huckster...and even a "transgendered"ftm thingy I called Pat.
        Judo and BJJ don't want you.


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          #34
          Originally posted by dayofthejackass View Post
          so whats the gee ohh with all the guys on the likes of aikiweb who say they love doing aikido and judo?
          liars, all of them are liars!!!

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            #35
            Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
            Or my e-mails that I send out to the other JMA clubs in the 1st and 2nd term of every year inviting them to talks about joint sparring sessions, which continually go either unaswered or get fobbed off with bs about being kicked out of their association for sparring.

            I have tons of stories of these fags talking big, none of them ever backing it up by turning up to a training session.
            Aikido.

            We aren't all the same!

            Also, for the record, only two people call me sensei at class. One is Japanese, and the other is a sarcastic bastard.
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            When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

            "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
            "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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              #36
              Originally posted by Oonjuk View Post
              ...but Aikido against animals? Did that guy specifiy what kind of animal he was talking about?
              One of our guys used to iriminage his dog (Dalmation-cross). Never saw him do it in a competitive environment though.
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              When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

              "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
              "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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                #37
                Originally posted by diducdat? View Post
                In Aikido, most, (wait,all but me) of the other adult students were out of shape and tired easily from mild activity. Almost none of them came from any type of athletic background, or struck me as the type who've ever been in a real fight. Well, with an exception or two. Most were tech-geeks to put it mildly.

                One was this tree-hugging smarmy douche bag who sat there and told me how assumptive people in Oklahoma were. In the same breath made ten lame assumptions. Finally ended up putting a sankaku on this guy.

                There was a 12 yo girl who held an adult rank,who the sensei claimed could take on grown men. Really she was a stupid kid with poor social skills and a snotty attitude. If I was stuck training with her, she would complain about God knows what. One day just "gently" took this kid down and did a double coil-lock pin. Didnt hurt. Just trying to help her out.

                Another guy was an obese brown belt with an earring who claimed he did Judo before. Never mind he couldnt do a proper breakfall. These Aikidorks did them with their legs crossed, and argued with me about it. Somehow because I didnt recieve a black belt from Muryama the Jap huckster,my training from high level Judo players meant nothing. Oh, and he claimed that Aikido was highly effective against animals. More so than a .45. He said this seriously too,btw.

                Then there was the eastern European meathead. This guy was no wimp. He was kinda tough and was actually in the Olympics. But he was dumb as a box of rocks. He actually said my Judo techniques were useless. I ended up throwing this guy with an Uchi Mata and performing a trunk strangle from Kesa Gatame. He outweighed me by 50 lbs btw. With no where near the skill, and even though leaving for three months at a time, he held the same rank as me. Hmmm,so sensei could still collect money from him perhaps?

                Then there was the smug teenager. This kid looked like a sloppy douche, but I was generally nice to him.He had a 9 yo sister who was cute as a button. Reason why I bring this up is because he was always having her sit on his lap and hugging and kissing on her. Kinda creepy. I dont know how I couldve been the only guy who noticed it.

                One day, he smugly,but politely challenged me. He was 200 lbs, and I was 160. Round 1 got him with a shin choke from guard. Round 2 I threw him with Tae Otoshi set my hooks on his back,and executed an Okuri Eri Jime. I feel I did him a favor tbh.#1 teach him not to take on the arrogance of the BB's. #2 don't be falsely confident.#3 Dont you dare put up Aikido against a combat sport. He figured it out. But these other idiots yammered about never going to the ground.

                There was also a hodge-podge of other weirdos,d&d geeks, and even a "transgendered"ftm thingy I called Pat. Something about Aikido seems to breed arrogance. It brings out a smugness.
                Are you doing fat lines of coke between each post?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by CrackFox View Post
                  Are you doing fat lines of cock between each post?
                  Fixed.


                  Originally posted by Oonjuk View Post
                  WTF? I know kyokushin karate has been used against animals[bulls] before, but Aikido against animals? Did that guy specifiy what kind of animal he was talking about?
                  The kind that grabs wrists.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Hedgehogey View Post
                    Judo and BJJ don't want you.
                    Its already taken me in and embraced me. I see I've struck a chord,as you'd fit in with the Aikido crowd.

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                      #40
                      Given the OP's post history, I am going to reserve judgement

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Colin View Post
                        I can't shake the image of the guys at the Aikido club discussing this. Legit comedy sketch material.

                        Also, I allowed them to call me Sensei (even though the more correct term is probably Sempei), despite both terms being ego-fuelled and obnoxious.
                        That's right. I was a whore.
                        Yeah, sempai is the correct term for sure. It just does not give them that little thrill to say sempai, though. I've not heard sempai used much if at all in American judo dojo.

                        Hey, like I said, even I succumbed to the temptation once. After that I swore "never again" and I've missed out on getting laid numerous times because of it. Thank goodness, waaaaay too much drama for me.
                        Ben
                        Falling for Judo since 1980

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by BKR View Post
                          ...and I've missed out on getting laid numerous times because of it...
                          Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
                          FML
                          video game reviews

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Colin View Post
                            Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
                            FML
                            That's why you need to go back to aikido and being sensei.

                            Ben
                            Falling for Judo since 1980

                            "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                            "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                            "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Colin View Post
                              Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
                              FML
                              It's okay, you've got a beard now.

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Colin View Post
                                Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
                                FML
                                You'll get laid plenty in prison.
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                                When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

                                "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
                                "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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