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  • War Wizard
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    Originally posted by Colin View Post
    I loved Hauer in Blind Fury, the zatoichi ripoff.
    Ditto. First Hauer movie I ever saw.

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  • Colin
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    I loved Hauer in Blind Fury, the zatoichi ripoff.

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  • ermghoti
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    My first exposure to the Hauer. I was thinking "this movie really should suck, but it's kind of great."

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  • Snake Plissken
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    Rutger Hauer. Gene Simmons. Steve McQueen character. Wanted: Dead of Alive.

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  • ermghoti
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    Originally posted by War Wizard View Post
    He fucking made Blade Runner for me. Harrison Ford did a fantastic job and so did Edward James Olmos, but Hauer fucking made it. His monologue at the end is one of the best. ever.
    Oh, he's a kick-ass actor as well, that's icing on the cake. There are a lot of actors that seem either perfectly happy to makeshitty films, or they are incapable of spotting shitty films in pre-production. RH isn't among them.

    Just trolled IMDB to refresh on Blood of Heroes... the Euro version is 14 minutes longer, titles Salute of the Jugger... and has a longer ending, with a different message. Ordered.

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  • War Wizard
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    Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
    Oh, that's it, I'm watching this. Rutger Hauer knows how to decline a script. I've seen him in one bad movie ever, and I've watched at least four just because he was in the credits. This includes what looked on paper like an idiotic B-movie about a sports tournament in the post-apocalyptic future, Blood of Heroes (even the title is shitty!). It was actually passable to decent.
    He fucking made Blade Runner for me. Harrison Ford did a fantastic job and so did Edward James Olmos, but Hauer fucking made it. His monologue at the end is one of the best. ever.

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  • ermghoti
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    Originally posted by War Wizard View Post
    Rutger Hauer...
    Oh, that's it, I'm watching this. Rutger Hauer knows how to decline a script. I've seen him in one bad movie ever, and I've watched at least four just because he was in the credits. This includes what looked on paper like an idiotic B-movie about a sports tournament in the post-apocalyptic future, Blood of Heroes (even the title is shitty!). It was actually passable to decent.

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  • War Wizard
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    Originally posted by Jim_Jude View Post
    Oh, yeah, he's totally ninja when he's swinging around a sword cane, but trade in for a shotgun and now he's a "creepy motherfucker". You make me sick!
    Hey I said "can be" now, dammit. I was thinking about him as Cardinal Roark in reference to his creepiness potential.

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  • omoplatypus
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    some of them are so dangerous that 3 year olds aren't allowed to play with them at all

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  • Yoj
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    How dangerous are these dolls that bowen needs a shotgun when playing with them?

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  • omoplatypus
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    the guy at the end of the vietnam pot video looked like a mustached ashida kim.

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  • Jim_Jude
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    Originally posted by War Wizard View Post
    Rutger Hauer can be a creepy motherfucker.

    HWAS better be more win than Machete ended up being...
    Oh, yeah, he's totally ninja when he's swinging around a sword cane, but trade in for a shotgun and now he's a "creepy motherfucker". You make me sick!

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  • vaquero de las nalgas
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  • Robstafarian
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    Originally posted by Lindz View Post
    "Tactical" shotgun, where can I buy a logistical shotgun? I hear that's the kind REAL soldiers use.
    I wish I had the skills to shoop a UPS ad in response to this...anyone want to take up the challenge?

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  • Lindz
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    "Tactical" shotgun, where can I buy a logistical shotgun? I hear that's the kind REAL soldiers use.

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