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  • Bezmond
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    I have always thought that "Arskanator" sounds like a movie about a cyborg from the future with a penchant for forced buggery.

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  • Ero-Sennin
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    Tongue puncher of assholes

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  • The Cap
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    HerniatedCunt.

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  • BJMills
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    There's something highly entertaining about someone going online to complain that his fat friend isn't chun punching correctly.

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  • Mr. Machette
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    TaintWrangler

    ChoadBoxer

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  • Ero-Sennin
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    I don't know what the one word obscenities are, but I'll give it a go.

    Analpuckering

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  • Holy Moment
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    cunt thumper

    Judging by the fact that the OP was training Judo and submission wrestling, I have to assume he was at Modern Martial Arts in Englishtown. They've always had a really good Judo program, which is unfortunate because they only hold Judo classes once a week (And nowadays it's just a kids class).

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  • Ero-Sennin
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    Lol Whut. ::from 2014::

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  • Arskanator
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    CriesWhenPenetrating

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  • Holy Moment
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    Revived this thread because I realized the Op was from my home town and roughly the same age as me. I used to train Tang Soo Do with a heftyish guy named Dan. Dude may very well sport a neckbeard nowadays. If he's the same person you know, maybe we can meet up and <del>have sex with each other</del> plot to take him down (Provided you're still interested in this three years after the fact). Also:

    forced2penetrate

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  • Odacon
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    BushDodger

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  • kenny_free
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    Butt pirate

    Colon Cowboy

    taint cleaner

    testicle teaser

    fermunda chewer

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  • DOHC_Holiday
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    To interrupt the tomfoolery...

    I don't post all that often, but I gotta agree with the earlier posts: You can't do shit. Either start training with a legitimate dojo and try to drag your friend along, or fuck him. Other than alien mind control or murder, I don't know what other choices you have.
    As for the neckbeard, well, let him be a neckbeard. That's punishment enough.

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  • DOHC_Holiday
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    SphincTitillater?

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  • ProfessorChaos
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    ColonCleanser

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