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    How should I deal with a fat neckbeard?

    So there is a guy, named dan, who just watches martial arts videos online and teaches my friend, Rich. He is teaching him wrong technique. For example he said that they were doing wing chun. I saw his chain punch, it didn't look correct. I showed him the correct way. Then rich told me that dan tried to make him do tornado back spin kick. So this guy, dan, uses it and lands on his ass. Both are over 200pounds. The guy is manipulative and tries to make him do whatever he does. Should I get involved? This guy isn't a legit instructor and I am worried about my friend.

    #2
    So, why do you have two accounts?

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      #3
      Is there a school this occurs in? Where does the training take place?
      "That was the only way you could destroy me. Neither do I quail at death nor act in deference to any god. So drop your talk, I come resolved to die. But first, there are these gifts I bring for you." At once he hurled a javelin at his enemy, then sent another and another still straight to the mark. - Virgil's The Aeneid

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        #4
        @fake i didnt know i have 2 accounts

        @kickapoo no school. it takes place at my friends house. i dont believe the guy trains in anything.

        just worry that hes giving my friend false sense of security. i think im going to ask my friend if i can meet up with this guy. Would it be a good idea to spar?

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          #5
          I expect great things out of this thread.
          Official member of the Bruce Buffer 360 War Wagon

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            #6
            Originally posted by RimTickler View Post

            @kickapoo no school. it takes place at my friends house. i dont believe the guy trains in anything.
            all 3 of you should get your asses into a real school

            Originally posted by RimTickler View Post
            just worry that hes giving my friend false sense of security.
            he is but somehow you've developed your own too

            Originally posted by RimTickler View Post
            i think im going to ask my friend if i can meet up with this guy. Would it be a good idea to spar?
            no it wouldnt it will either degenerate into i would have killed you with my finger thrust to the throat which i pulled at the last second
            nu uh my groin shot would have stopped you first
            or someone might actually get hurt.

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              #7
              So would the proper ability to use the wc chain punch or a tornado kick give someone a true sense of security? b/c those are pretty useless in a fight even if done exactly perfect.

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                #8
                Just shite into your hand and throw it at him, his response will tell you if he's the real deal or not.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RimTickler View Post
                  So there is a guy, named dan, who just watches martial arts videos online and teaches my friend, Rich. He is teaching him wrong technique. For example he said that they were doing wing chun. I saw his chain punch, it didn't look correct. I showed him the correct way. Then rich told me that dan tried to make him do tornado back spin kick. So this guy, dan, uses it and lands on his ass. Both are over 200pounds. The guy is manipulative and tries to make him do whatever he does. Should I get involved? This guy isn't a legit instructor and I am worried about my friend.
                  your overweight buddy and his overweight friend are learning crap off of youtube and you want to know what to do about it?

                  train at a judo club for a month or two. eventually, they will say you're learning crap. bring them to the judo club and watch everybody chuck them on their backs.

                  either they learn their lesson, or they continue to be dumbasses. either way, you prove your point.

                  other than that, let them keep on playing krotty with each other.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RimTickler View Post
                    @fake i didnt know i have 2 accounts

                    @kickapoo no school. it takes place at my friends house. i dont believe the guy trains in anything.

                    just worry that hes giving my friend false sense of security. i think im going to ask my friend if i can meet up with this guy. Would it be a good idea to spar?
                    Weird both have your name, the exact same birth-date, and were created a from the same IP. That is sarcasm by the way.

                    Is it more like you forgot or were embarrassed that you did chun? Wait, you just showed your friend how to chainpunch correctly....hmmm.......
                    Last edited by It is Fake; 4/03/2011 3:58pm, .

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                      #11
                      Aren't we past April 1?

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                        #12
                        No, we have two websites full of upset posters. It is going to get worse.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                          No, we have two websites full of upset posters. It is going to get worse.
                          Cool.

                          For those of us with no dog in this one:

                          Popcorn or single-malt-no-ice?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                            No, we have two websites full of upset posters. It is going to get worse.
                            Kungfu mag and?...

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RimTickler View Post
                              just worry that hes giving my friend false sense of security. i think im going to ask my friend if i can meet up with this guy. Would it be a good idea to spar?
                              I personally think it would an excellent idea for you to spar with the guy, and have your friend shoot some cell phone video of the session. Then upload the vid to Youtube and link it back to this thread. No doubt you will get some A-mazing feedback from the people on this board from the sparring video. And I promise no one will laugh at you - the people on this board are extremely professional and gentlemanly at all times.

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