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    Drunken dildo grappling

    Here is the proof that BJJ doesn't work on the streets against the deadly dildos. All your fancy groundfighting works fine, until somebody whips out a dildo. Haven't thought of that, huh?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FyvR...&tracker=False

    The grappler gets pwned when he tries to transishun to teh inverted guard.

    #2
    How do embed?

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      #3
      [video] tags, mate.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Nefron View Post
          I was all entertained until it turned into a sexual assault video.

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            #6
            Is this what people my age actually do?

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              #7
              Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
              I was all entertained until it turned into a sexual assault video.
              that's what I'm saying...isn't that illegal somewhere?

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                #8
                Originally posted by RaiderFunk View Post
                that's what I'm saying...isn't that illegal somewhere?
                I am pretty sure forcing a dildo in someone's ass against their will is a crime in all 50 states, (even if it looks funny).

                I almost got arrested once in college for mooning a girl 30 yards away, which a Residential Director tried to call a "sexual assault". I told him if he used any verbiage like that in my file I'd report him to the ACLU because my ass is not a weapon of violence (at least not at 30 yards).

                I may have not used those words then but I think I wanted to.

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                  #9
                  both of those creamcakes looked like that enjoyed that a little too much

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RaiderFunk View Post
                    that's what I'm saying...isn't that illegal somewhere?
                    Yes, Dildo fighting method (tm) was used in countless illegal underground fights.

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                      #11
                      I prefer both parties wearing strap-ons on their heads, myself. Unicorn fight!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Evergrey View Post
                        I prefer both parties wearing strap-ons on their heads, myself. Unicorn fight!
                        Ah, that explains the very symmetrical appearance of all your bruises.

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                          #13
                          To take this more seriously than it deserves: What I don't get is why the victim went directly to grappling. In the circumstances, I don't think I could've resisted the urge to put the first guy's head through that car's window.
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                            #14
                            Hahaha!

                            Are they? I hadn't noticed. They're pretty much all two-knuckle or one-knuckle sized. Sadly, while there are a lot of cool weapons at my dojo, unicorn horns aren't one of 'em.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                              I am pretty sure forcing a dildo in someone's ass against their will is a crime in all 50 states, (even if it looks funny).
                              The place they're from only has 6 states. But it's still a crime in all of them.

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