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    #16
    This is more than likely the set-up for a porno.

    YouTube - Gorgeous Busty Babe Kicks Guys Balls

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      #17
      Bruce Lee's advice:

      Bruce Lee, the legendary martial artist, once told a story about a highly-educated man who went to a Zen teacher to ask and acquire knowledge about Zen. As the Zen teacher began to explain things, the man would frequently interrupt with remarks like, "Oh, yes, we have that too…”

      Finally the Zen teacher stopped talking. He began to serve tea to the man. He poured tea into the cup until it was full, and then kept pouring until the cup overflowed. "Enough!" the man once more interrupted, "No more can go into the cup!"

      “Indeed, I see," answered the Zen teacher, "If you do not first empty the cup, how can you taste my cup of tea?"
      "Empty your cup"...good advice even if the cup is holding your balls I guess.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Muerteds View Post
        Why don't you try both and get back to us on how that worked out for you? In the ineterests of science, I recommend lots of repeatability. You'll need at least 30 each way to get statistically valid results.
        Only 15 either way if I remember research methods 101 correct, but in the interests of SCIENCE more trials is always better trials, so......

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          #19
          YouTube - SOME GUY GETS REPEATEDLY HIT IN THE NUTS WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
          Dan Severn loves raping people.

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            #20
            I think this guy may have something to say on the matter

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4

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              #21
              Because of my experience and training in other styles, i have to empty my balls before rolling around with other men.

              I also do BJJ twice a week.

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                #22
                i find that i can concentrate better on any given task if my balls are empty.

                also, random grappling is gay and i'm a gay for doing it joke.

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                  #23
                  Whilst we're on the subject. Anyone who's been on a martial arts forum for any length of time will have heard 'There was this one guy this one time...'-type stories about someone who came to grappleschool, kept popping boners whilst rolling and was then asked to leave...

                  Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
                    Whilst we're on the subject. Anyone who's been on a martial arts forum for any length of time will have heard 'There was this one guy this one time...'-type stories about someone who came to grappleschool, kept popping boners whilst rolling and was then asked to leave...

                    Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).
                    I heard of such stories but i dont see how this is possible.
                    I have even sparred with women (gently and not using my weight as an advantage) and even then i didnt get boners because they were trying to choke the shit out of me and i was busy trying to survive.

                    Maybe if someone was a gay masochist who also had an asphyxia fetish.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by honest_truth View Post
                      Maybe if someone was a gay masochist who also had an asphyxia fetish.
                      Here.

                      http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=94548
                      http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=93081

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                        #26
                        That's some sweet trolling you got there... Pushups.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
                          Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).
                          Never, although I can imagine it happening with teenagers.

                          And have heard the very funny story of one guy having this happen to him when he was 14 after doing newaza with a sligtly older girl with big boobs and trying to hide it then getting told to stand up and demonstrate something by his coach.
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                            #28
                            i got a boner once while rolling with a female.

                            she was practicing an arm bar from the guard and going through the move very slowly and was gently holding my arm. her legs felt like they were caressing my shoulders and chest and she smelled really really good.

                            damnit now i got another boner.

                            anyway, true story, i got a boner because she smelled really good and had soft gentle hands. never happened again.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Chanukka Zombie View Post
                              i got a boner once while rolling with a male and i'm too ashamed to talk about it.

                              he was practicing an arm bar from the guard and going through the move very slowly and was gently holding my arm. the hair on his legs felt like they were caressing my shoulders and chest and he smelled really really good.

                              damnit now i got another boner.

                              anyway, true story, i got a boner because he smelled really good and had soft gentle hands. never happened again.
                              Fixed that for you.

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                                #30
                                dude, i know you fantasize about me getting a boner while rolling with you. you don't have to go and publicize it. just pay me the 500 bucks i asked for and i'll do it.

                                shit. what are you trying to do, jew me down to 400?

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