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    Best way to treat a fat lip?

    As the title would imply I am looking for a good way to treat a fat lip as I got kneed right in the kisser while rolling this morning. Normally I wouldn't care at all but for the next 2 weeks I will be visiting banks for work and well sporting a fat lip isn't exactly the professional appearance I am going for. Can I just ice it down or is that going to cause some cracking and dryness issues to compound the problem?
    Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
    –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

    #2
    Next time do what your man tells you to do and you wont have a fat lip!

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      #3
      Punch the lip again, just the make sure ?

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        #4
        amputate

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          #5
          or maybe thank God that you have such sexy fat juicy shiny lips

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            #6
            Originally posted by Necroyunus View Post
            or maybe thank God that you have such sexy fat juicy shiny lips
            The fuck?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Strifes View Post
              The fuck?




              Also, I found this(which wasnt so hard):
              http://www.ehow.com/how_2126990_treat-fat-lip.html

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                #8
                have it go for a run and start a better diet.

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                  #9


                  I have also heard taking a teaspoon of cement helps
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                    #10
                    I haven't had a fat lip that lasted more than a day or two, but ice and anti-inflammatory works as well.

                    Now get the fuck back in the kitchen and finish cooking my dinner!
                    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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                      #11
                      If all else fails, just say it's a reaction to something you ate.

                      Don't mention that it was a knee.
                      "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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                        #12
                        Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.
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                          #13
                          Silence, applied liberally.

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                            #14
                            I would suggest getting beaten with fists and knees to the surrounding areas so your lip will appear more normal.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
                              Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.
                              I confirmed this myself.

                              I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

                              She said "Hungry".
                              "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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