Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

flowchart to pick your style, according to bullshido

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    flowchart to pick your style, according to bullshido

    this should make it easy for everybody who comes in asking "what style should i do".
    Attached Files

    #2
    sorry, i uploaded the wrong one.

    here's the more comprehensive version
    Attached Files

    Comment


      #3
      YouTube - OMG WHO THE HELL CARES!

      Comment


        #4
        Can we get a sticky on that chart?
        Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
        –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by goodlun View Post
          Can we get a sticky on that chart?
          Please.
          “I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
          BILL HICKS,
          1961-1994

          "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."
          ---Jean-Paul Sartre

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by Christmas Spirit View Post
            Please.
            pretty please

            Comment


              #7
              Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

              You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a pussy.

              Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

              Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

              I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

              I'm so excited, fuck Judo.
              sigpic

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
                Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

                You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a pussy.

                Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

                Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

                I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

                I'm so excited, fuck Judo.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Fine I'll just butt scoot my way over to Judoforum to troll the regulars by starting posts complaining about the new IJF rules, telling everyone how I can beat black belts after only training for 5 minutes and having watched youtube and constantly demanding that people to post their full name and address with each post otherwise they're a pussy faggot.

                  I'm going to do it all whilst wearing a blue gi, with patches.
                  sigpic

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
                    Fine I'll just butt scoot my way over to Judoforum to troll the regulars by starting posts complaining about the new IJF rules, telling everyone how I can beat black belts after only training for 5 minutes and having watched youtube and constantly demanding that people to post their full name and address with each post otherwise they're a pussy faggot.

                    I'm going to do it all whilst wearing a blue gi, with patches.
                    I was cool with that until the blue gi, heresy!!!

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Maaaaaaaaan I wish I was in Highschool ... FUCK JUDO!!

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Actually, you could probably expand that and make a real one that would be pretty good. Lemme see what I can do...

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
                          Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

                          You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a pussy.

                          Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

                          Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

                          I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

                          I'm so excited, fuck Judo.
                          You were so earnest when you first got here. Now look at you, trolling YMAS like a pro.

                          Another soul tainted by deadly satire. Yay Bullshido!
                          Shut the hell up and train.

                          Comment


                            #14
                            The lack of shots in Judo is pretty fucking lame.
                            So are standardized grip rules.
                            The fool thinks himself immortal,
                            If he hold back from battle;
                            But old age will grant him no truce,
                            Even if spears spare him.

                            Comment


                              #15
                              BJJ sucks...you dont agree with me? I'm sure this guy can convince you.

                              YouTube - Jiu-Jitsu sucks

                              Comment

                              Collapse

                              Edit this module to specify a template to display.

                              Working...
                              X