flowchart to pick your style, according to bullshido

[omoplatypus]

this should make it easy for everybody who comes in asking "what style should i do".

[omoplatypus]

sorry, i uploaded the wrong one.

here's the more comprehensive version

[DKJr]

YouTube - OMG WHO THE HELL CARES!

[goodlun]

Can we get a sticky on that chart?

[BackFistMonkey]

Can we get a sticky on that chart?

Please.

[Necroyunus]

Please.

pretty please

[judoka_uk]

Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a pussy.

Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

I'm so excited, fuck Judo.

[Necroyunus]

Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a pussy.

Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

I'm so excited, fuck Judo.

[judoka_uk]

Fine I'll just butt scoot my way over to Judoforum to troll the regulars by starting posts complaining about the new IJF rules, telling everyone how I can beat black belts after only training for 5 minutes and having watched youtube and constantly demanding that people to post their full name and address with each post otherwise they're a pussy faggot.

I'm going to do it all whilst wearing a blue gi, with patches.

[herbo1]

Fine I'll just butt scoot my way over to Judoforum to troll the regulars by starting posts complaining about the new IJF rules, telling everyone how I can beat black belts after only training for 5 minutes and having watched youtube and constantly demanding that people to post their full name and address with each post otherwise they're a pussy faggot.

I'm going to do it all whilst wearing a blue gi, with patches.

I was cool with that until the blue gi, heresy!!!

[Brazzzuka]

Maaaaaaaaan I wish I was in Highschool ... FUCK JUDO!!

[JudOWNED]

Actually, you could probably expand that and make a real one that would be pretty good. Lemme see what I can do...

[jnp]

Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a pussy.

Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

I'm so excited, fuck Judo.

You were so earnest when you first got here. Now look at you, trolling YMAS like a pro.

Another soul tainted by deadly satire. Yay Bullshido!

[TheMightyMcClaw]

The lack of shots in Judo is pretty fucking lame.
So are standardized grip rules.

[Necroyunus]

BJJ sucks...you dont agree with me? I'm sure this guy can convince you.

YouTube - Jiu-Jitsu sucks