Executive Black Belt Training or "How to have a false sense of confidence"

[twisted mind]

Here's how you can own your very own copy of the curriculum (for a modest fee of course):

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperbac...detailsSection

[Larus marinus]

Ju Bo

Na. I think someone already called their Judo-Sambo hybrid by that name...

[twisted mind]

Leonardo and Donnatelo say the party is just getting started.

[Snake Plissken]

Ju Bo

Ju Bo? Jus No.

[RWaggs]

It's an 'MMA workout class'. Think Tae-Bo, but with more groundwork.

Ju Bo

[Snake Plissken]

Cuz it's also Pilgrim's name so it's like a doubleslap!

[JudoA]

"COWABUNGA D00D! Can you grab that thing, hanging out of Raph's shell? Uh, no, the other thing.... We're Heroes With A Half-Stock"

Why did you have to pick my favorite turtle :disgust:

[Snake Plissken]

"COWABUNGA D00D! Can you grab that thing, hanging out of Raph's shell? Uh, no, the other thing.... We're Heroes With A Half-Stock"

[twisted mind]

nothing like coming crotch-high to a turtle....

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Pedophile Turtle.

I guess I understand what they mean by a "Unique" way to celebrate your child's birthday.

[Snake Plissken]

nothing like coming crotch-high to a turtle....

[Permalost]

I'm sure this is every kids dream.

Holy shit, that is a seriously creepy picture.

[JudoA]

Only if they haven't haven't joined this program:

http://www.bodyguardassociates.com/jason-wadley/

The handcuffing course sounds like fun do I get to practice on those sexy secretary types with the straight blonde hair and pink square glasses

[twisted mind]

I'm all for this program, as it'll make my plan to kidnap various executives much easier.

Only if they haven't haven't joined this program:

http://www.bodyguardassociates.com/jason-wadley/

[Rivington]

I'm all for this program, as it'll make my plan to kidnap various executives much easier.

[twisted mind]

Birthday parties what

I'm sure this is every kids dream.