Executive Black Belt Training or "How to have a false sense of confidence"

[nomamao]

I'm not an executive, so this marketing isn't really moving me. Now if this was the Administrative Self Defense program, I'd be all in.

:(

[goodlun]

An executive black belt is just like a Rolex.

[SaintHamish]

An executive black belt is just like a Rolex.

its far cheaper in Thailand.

[Uncle Skippy]

"Course Fee: $100 per hour (Private Lesson Rates)

The E.B.B.P. is 26 weeks long. Approximately 6 months from beginning to end.

Classes tend to meet twice a week and are one hour each. Contact your instructor for more details about scheduling."

Twice a week for 26 weeks is 52 sessions, which is $5,200 for this dumb black belt course.

I'll low-ball him.

I'll teach the same material and all people have to do is bring me a can of soup.

I love soup.

[SaintHamish]

it really is a surprise that mcdojo's and bullshit blackbelt courses arent more competitive on price.

not only do they prey on the useless nancy boys but also our high flying CEO's. have they no shame ?!

[Permalost]

I'll low-ball him.

I'll teach the same material and all people have to do is bring me a can of soup.

I love soup.

Soup? That's not very executive. You should charge people Caesar salads and occasional prostitutes when clients from out of town show up.

[Uncle Skippy]

it really is a surprise that mcdojo's and bullshit blackbelt courses arent more competitive on price.

not only do they prey on the useless nancy boys but also our high flying CEO's. have they no shame ?!

1) If you go too low, people will think it isn't 'worth it.' The higher price lends some sort of value to the material.

and

2) people are just suckers.

Mostly #2.

[kayman101]

Chicks dig the executive black belts. What the fuck is wrong with you people???

[kismasher]

words, um, words....not coming to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvp8...eature=related

[goodlun]

words, um, words....not coming to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvp8...eature=related

I only hope that they all paid $100 to watch that.

[Permalost]

words, um, words....not coming to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvp8...eature=related

That was actually very Adam West-like. Mostly because it was goddamn ridiculous.

[Rexley]

words, um, words....not coming to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvp8...eature=related

The board break fail at the end is just the icing on this amazing cake.

[Larus marinus]

"JuJutsu (Aikido)"

I believe this word pairing warrants a direct ticket to hell.

Potential customer: "Do you guys have BJJ?"
Them: "Not specifically - but we do have Jujutsu, which is pretty much the same thing, only older and actually used by real Japanese people on the battlefield. The style of Jujutsu we teach is called 'Aikido'..."


Gawd, I hope I'm wrong.

[Tom .C]

I think they should develope a two week, four hour black belt course for politicians, and then make them test in the octagon against the meanest UFC pros available. I would pay to see that.

[Ignorami]

Potential customer: "Do you guys have BJJ?"
Them: "Not specifically - but we do have Jujutsu, which is pretty much the same thing, only older and actually used by real Japanese people on the battlefield. The style of Jujutsu we teach is called 'Aikido'..."

C'mon, BJJ is just Aikido laying down!