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    5 reasons I'm awesome.

    1. I've seen a boat fly through the air and get smashed by an 18 wheeler.

    2. I've tapped a brown belt in competition twice.

    3. I've always won 1st or 2nd in my divisions since 2008.

    4. My girlfriend is hotter than your significant other.

    5. I'm now a purple belt!






    I was promoted by Phil Cardella today at a seminar. The gauntlet stung to say the least, I've been training a little over 4 years. (I also look like red faced drunk, pictures of the girlfriend available on request)



    #2
    Girlfriend pics requested.

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      #3
      You forgot "massive p3n0r".

      Always include massive p3n0r.

      (And congrats on the belt! That's huge man. Even bigger than p3n0r.)

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        #4
        dude, your girlfriend's a black belt? kick ass, but she has a 5 o'clock shadow. she might wanna take care of that.

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          #5
          I'm disappointed you don't look like Crow T Robot

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            #6
            Do you guys always do the same poses in pictures?
            congrats biatch

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              #7


              Not as much as me but in your own Texan way.

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                #8
                naked pics of girlfriend or it didn't happen!!

                Congrats on your promotion dude....you fuckers keep my fat ass motivated...I hope the red face is from drinking tho...

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                  #9
                  I don't know, that belt looks a little blue to me

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                    #10
                    Congrats man

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                      #11
                      Thanks guys. Yes Coach Texas is awesome.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by STB'A View Post
                        dude, your girlfriend's a black belt? kick ass, but she has a 5 o'clock shadow. she might wanna take care of that.
                        I think david is the girl in that relation ship.

                        but that is five good reasons for being awesome

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                          #13
                          Congratulations "Jr".

                          Now pics of the girlfriend!

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                            #14
                            I am forced to concur, you sir, are Awesome.

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                              #15
                              Nice job K. Congratulations.

                              Hit me up next time your in town and I'll buy you a beer.
                              Shut the hell up and train.

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