Kid uses Gracie Bullyproof stuff to defend himself

[goodlun]

What kind of 6 year olds are these fucking kids?

They just let the wimpy 6yr old with a lisp choke out their buddy then proceed to let him play pirates with them. BS.

I take it you do not have kids of your own?

[monkeypoo8762]

I take it you do not have kids of your own?

God I hope not.

Although, the ones I teach at my dojang have such short attention spans that I guess it is possible.

[Odacon]

I take it you do not have kids of your own?

If one of my mates was being choked by a kid back in the day by some kid we'd just met you better believe I'd have clotheslined the fucker.

[capt. moroni]

Just had to add math to style field. Real or not, great story.

[Ignorami]

If one of my mates was being choked by a kid back in the day by some kid we'd just met you better believe I'd have clotheslined the fucker.

At age 6?

For me, the fact that 5 minutes after the fight, they were all playing together again is what makes the whole story more plausible.

My kid is 4, and plays in a street with kids from 3-9. Terrible hate wars can turn to happy play quicker than I can get my shoes on.

[Lebell]

You guys are too cynical.

I taught my boy THE LEBELL KIDZ PROGRAM tm.
THE LEBELL KIDZ PROGRAM is awesome for kids that get bullied, for only 5.99 a lesson (25 dollars administration costs and 100 for gi, no refunds) the LEBELL KIDS PROGRAMtm teaches kids the basics of unarmed combat.
Shortly after i signed him up for the LEBELL KIDS PROGRAM after having received an awesome offer (15% off on 3 year contracts more info on website) i visited the fair with the little bugger and this annoying old person in a wheelchair who obviously never heared of the LEBELLS KIDZ PROGRAMtm kept bumping into my little baby's legs.
The old man was clear;ly looking for a confrontation.
My kid used the LEBELL KIDZ PROGRAM SPECIAL CLASSES (ask at our desk, private tuition for only 50usd per class, classtime may vary from 20 til 30 mins depending on presence of sober teachingstaff) and kicked the man in the head, using his knowledge the LEBELL KIDS PROGRAM has taught him he yanked the wheelchair so that the old man fell out and he stamped on his throat, i was so proud of my little baby!
He then performed the finishing move, taking the mans wallet, and saying: im under 12 years old you cant send me to jail!

the LEBELL KIDZ PROGRAMtm is awesome and everyobne should try it.

Dave, a father who is in no way affiliated with the LEBELL KIDZ PROGRAMtm.

[tao.jonez]

Looks like a real school at any rate - They teach Tang Soo Do and Gracie Combatives.

http://www.norfolkkarate.com/default.html

This story isn't on their news page or testimonials. I wonder if the instructor would verify it.

Personally I don't believe it - My wife is a teacher for this age children, I volunteer with Cub Scouts this age, and I have kids around this age (6 and 8). I'm no expert on psychology, but I've never seen this type behavior dynamic - the nanny, the mom, the bully kid and the hero/victim all behave in ways I find exceedingly unlikely.

[helmutlvx]

He then performed the finishing move, taking the mans wallet, and saying: im under 12 years old you cant send me to jail!

I'm sold.

[bigskymma]

Great story. Christian Science Monitor chose a good one here.

[superninjagod]

Looks like a real school at any rate - They teach Tang Soo Do and Gracie Combatives.

http://www.norfolkkarate.com/default.html

This story isn't on their news page or testimonials. I wonder if the instructor would verify it.

Personally I don't believe it - My wife is a teacher for this age children, I volunteer with Cub Scouts this age, and I have kids around this age (6 and 8). I'm no expert on psychology, but I've never seen this type behavior dynamic - the nanny, the mom, the bully kid and the hero/victim all behave in ways I find exceedingly unlikely.

I doubt many 6 year old's can drop one liners like this kid supposively can. (I just did math on you, you have been subtracted...???) Totally made up

[goodlun]

I doubt many 6 year old's can drop one liners like this kid supposively can. (I just did math on you, you have been subtracted...???) Totally made up

Are you kidding me 6 year olds are nothing but one liners

[Lebell]

' i ate my own poo..'

[tao.jonez]

' i ate my own poo..'

"Is shampoo really made from poo?"

[Odacon]

I was 7 i think when one of my friends was out on his bike, we had a little ramp set up, but he kept wimping out just before jumping it, there's a few of us watching him telling him to get on with it but anyways all of a sudden this little fucker from around the corner, around a year or two older than us appears and a minute later starts calling him names windbag etc. then he starts asking for a shot of his bike to which my friend says no, so he starts like stepping forward bit by bit closer to my friend as he approaches the ramp, and to no ones surprise he makes a grab for my friend trying to get him off his bike. Everyone's like leave him alone get away etc. except me, I picked up a toy van (not a small matchbox this was a bigger plastic yolk basically a white a team van) and flung it hard as I could, the image of that van bouncing of his head is one of my best childhood memories. That and my uncle ben/uncle pen pog combo.

[Snake Plissken]

SHEEP! If this was TKD you'd all be screaming "Video or it didn't happen!"

that's cuz it is more plausible that a kid would cover his face, head butt, trip and then sit on another kid's chest than KO him with his kickass 540s