Kid uses Gracie Bullyproof stuff to defend himself

[nomamao]

Wait--did I just read that a kick to the nuts didn't end the fight right there? WHAT?

This has to be made up, fellas. We all know that fights end as the nads are touched. It then turns into lovemaking.

[helmutlvx]

Can we nominate the kid for badass of the month?

He's already got the one-liners down. All he needs is to start lifting and he'll be an action hero before too long.

"I just subtracted you." Classic.

edit: WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE.

The Christian Science Monitor? Y'mean the people who disregard medicine for recitation of the Psalms?

FAKE. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAAAAAAAAKE.

[King Sleepless]

Nah, I doubt most of this happened. It sounds more like yellow journalism than anything else. Quotes are a little too perfect. Things are timed a little too well.

[Kintanon]

I'm sure this is "Based on a true story" and then embellished into the well structured epic we read above. Thinly veiled advertising for the win.

[Soldiermedic]

"I do not like fights. I do not buy gun toys for any of my four boys and I am a pacifist, but I am bone tired of hearing "boys will be boys," when my boys are bleeding and crying on the ground time after time."

This phrasing seems completely off. Someone didn't learn basic thesis writing in the 8th grade

[maofas]

I did some research and it turns out this kid is Alucard's little brother, so it all makes sense now.

[twisted mind]

Great little story but it sounds a little bit made up.

[Flappyhead]

I'm sure this is "Based on a true story" and then embellished into the well structured epic we read above. Thinly veiled advertising for the win.

Yeah, but Rudy was still a good movie.

[omoplatypus]

i was believing it until the kick to the nads.

sorry, but for kids, that tends to be a fight ender.

[nomamao]

i was believing it until the kick to the nads.

sorry, but for kids, that tends to be a fight ender.

Exactly.

[goodlun]

i was believing it until the kick to the nads.

sorry, but for kids, that tends to be a fight ender.

Only if they actually hit the nuts, if they haven't actually dropped yet a miss is entirely likely.

[omoplatypus]

goodlun, that is true. the kick could have missed the mark.

however, it all seems way to scripted.

this is how i think it went down.
1. mean kids start pushing other kid around, mom gets involved once.
2. mean kids wait for mom to leave, start up again, mom bitches at nanny, nanny tells them to stop.
3. mean kids don't stop, good kid calls them doo doo face poopy heds
4. talk is cheep, GJJ is not, crappling ensues
5. mom is to wrapped up getting panty pudding while reading twilight to see what's going on.
6. moar crappling
7. nanny puts out cigarette and breaks up fight
8. mom has her kid play on a different part of the park away from mean kids, no more problems for the afternoon.
9. mom writes bullshit story for jesus weekly.

[HereBeADragon]

That there are no names other than the infamous "Quinten" given and it does not read like a real news story I am inclined to believe its BS. If someone is so inclined to find out if this is true or not the writers name is on the story.

[goodlun]

That there are no names other than the infamous "Quinten" given and it does not read like a real news story I am inclined to believe its BS. If someone is so inclined to find out if this is true or not the writers name is on the story.

Frankly that is because it isn't a news story. Their is no journalism being done here. I am also inclined to believe it is most likely a work of fiction but I wouldn't be overly surprised to find out that it is indeed more or less true as nothing that happened in it is particularly outlandish.

[monkeypoo8762]

What kind of 6 year olds are these fucking kids?

They just let the wimpy 6yr old with a lisp choke out their buddy then proceed to let him play pirates with them. BS.