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    Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
    but, but, but lion dancer.......
    No.

    I am trained in Lion dancing, but prefer the drum.

    Lion dancing is much, much harder.

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      Originally posted by Mr. Machette View Post
      .
      I'm sure you'd gladly do anything to change the subject but ni one wants to see your fat sweaty ass

      You're still a pussy and you suck at martial arts.
      The subject is "Grandmaster Doug McLeod".

      For the last decade of posts or so, only I have mentioned him.

      And Elvis. Gonzo's red herrings about Ed Parker are notwithstanding.
      Last edited by W. Rabbit; 10/12/2019 8:22pm, .

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        Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
        The subject is "Grandmaster Doug McLeod".

        For the last decade of posts or so, only I have mentioned him.

        And Elvis. Gonzo's red herrings about Ed Parker are notwithstanding.
        You will henceforth refer to me as "Grandmaster Glib". Cause I said so.

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          Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
          The subject is "Grandmaster Doug McLeod".
          For the last decade of posts or so, only I have mentioned him.
          And Elvis. Gonzo's red herrings about Ed Parker are notwithstanding.
          Never heard of her. This isn't one of those time share scams is it?

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            Originally posted by Mr. Machette View Post
            Never heard of her. This isn't one of those time share scams is it?
            It's in the first post.

            But before we get back on track,



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              "Look out!" *huah*

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                I just find it hilarious that of all the drugged out Elvis moments the best of the best are his Kenpo videos.

                He looks so wasted in that demo, I think he really believed his chi was en fuego.

                Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lots of pills are bad, mkay?

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                  Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                  I just find it hilarious that of all the drugged out Elvis moments the best of the best are his Kenpo videos.

                  He looks so wasted in that demo, I think he really believed his chi was en fuego.

                  Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lots of pills are bad, mkay?
                  Anybody want to buy a large sum of Elvis items? Deceased mother inlaw was a big fan of the guy that died on his toilet.

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                    My late FMA teacher was a huge Elvis fan. In fact, its common in the Filipino community. Lots of Filipino Elvis impersonators out there. I'm not a fan of his music, but I do wear some elvis style sunglasses.

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                      Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                      I just find it hilarious that of all the drugged out Elvis moments the best of the best are his Kenpo videos.

                      He looks so wasted in that demo, I think he really believed his chi was en fuego.

                      Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lots of pills are bad, mkay?
                      Performance enhancing psychotropics. They probably thought benzos would make him a more efficient killer. Elvis was one of the first big successes to come out of Project Monarch. A singing, dancing, Karate chopping super-soldier. Brain washed to perfection by card carrying Nazi psychologists and fine tuned by a regimen of cutting edge pharmacology. Aimed like a missile from every t.v. screen in the nation at the tender young minds of America. Relaying secret coded messages in language only Boomers can understand via a grunts and hip gyrations.

                      There's a reason his best bud / shadow / drug pimp / "manager" was named "The Colonel".

                      It's all there if you Eddie Bravo this shit.

                      "Blue Hawaii" is a code name for Temazepan. "Jail House Rock" is a deadly h2h fighting system taught to deep cover assets tasked with infiltrating prison gangs. And "Heartbreak Hotel" is that room in Graceland with the carpet on the ceiling. Nothing weird happened there. It was just stupidly expensive and stopped being cool after the drugs wore off. Couldn't smoke in there. Body lice sticking to that shit everywhere. Farts never really left the room and coming down in it was like a Rob Zombie movie. Elvis (code name Orion) had a real case of the buyer's remorse with that one.

                      Look into it.

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                        True fact-

                        My wedding was at the Graceland Wedding Chapel. In Vegas.

                        Elvis (Norman the impersonator) gave away my wife. I took her, 27 years ago. I think.

                        Anyone want some Elvis stuff? I accidentally dented the lunch box years ago and drank the whiskey from the decanter. Everything else is pristine. Cept the wife.

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                          One thing is certain.

                          Jack White does a damn good impression, both as an actor and a guitar.

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                            Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
                            True fact-

                            My wedding was at the Graceland Wedding Chapel. In Vegas.

                            Elvis (Norman the impersonator) gave away my wife. I took her, 27 years ago. I think.

                            Anyone want some Elvis stuff? I accidentally dented the lunch box years ago and drank the whiskey from the decanter. Everything else is pristine. Cept the wife.
                            If you got some metal frame Elvis sunglasses lets talk.

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