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  • Don Gwinn
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    "Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy,
    Just be glad that it's not you!
    If you had Tom Cruise's troubles,
    You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too!

    You'd smile your big white shiny smile,
    You'd buy expensive shoes . . .
    But you'd be the only man on Earth who
    Couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise . . . ."

    YouTube - Jonathan Coulton - Tom Cruise Crazy (live)
    Last edited by Don Gwinn; 10/08/2010 8:52pm, .

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  • helmutlvx
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    Originally posted by ignorami View Post
    Apparently there was never such a thing as dinosaurs. The fossils were buried by the Koreans to test our faith.
    Korean invent dinosaurs then murder them and throw everywhere.

    Koreans invent oil too.

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  • Ignorami
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    Apparently there was never such a thing as dinosaurs. The fossils were buried by the Koreans to test our faith.

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  • twisted mind
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    Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
    Korea invent whole island Japan.

    20 millions of Koreans invent dirt, throw in ocean, make Japan.

    There, corrected for you.

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  • helmutlvx
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    Originally posted by ignorami View Post
    Koreans invented the Japanese
    Korea invent whole island Japan.

    20 millions of Koreans take dirt from China, throw in ocean, make Japan.

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  • Ignorami
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    Koreans invented the Japanese

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  • Kyochan
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    As for Koreans playing as Japanese it doesn't really matter. They look EXACTLY alike. :D

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  • Mr. Machette
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    I have failed us all...

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  • kelvis
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    I'm very suprised you didn't bring this up Machette::new_shock
    YouTube - Machete Official Trailer 2010

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  • Snake Plissken
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    I am balls-deep in this film

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  • Mr. Machette
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    Originally posted by Kantroce View Post
    Can we once get a movie with an assassin who is an antihero?
    Um, hello?
    YouTube - The Street Fighter original English trailer (Sonny Chiba)

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  • korean dragon
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    Originally posted by kelvis View Post

    This is your brain on COCAINE!! :5shocking

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  • kelvis
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    YouTube - Superhero Movie spoofing Tom Cruise Scientology clip!

    REAL NINJA. BE AFRAID.

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  • helmutlvx
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    Originally posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    It inspired me to refrain from watching another one of those over-paid runt's films in a theater again.
    I seem to remember hearing a distinct flushing sound when that midget jumped around on some black lady's couch.

    He probably has a different, less-racist strain of Mel Gibson Crazy.

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  • madmonkey
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    Originally posted by Don Gwinn View Post
    Yeah, I saw this movie once where this actual, no-kidding Nazi officer suddenly decides in the middle of WWII that he's on the wrong side and somebody has to stop Hitler, so he hatches an elaborate plan to blow Hitler and his top staff up in a bunker where they're meeting.
    It was so completely contrived and unbelievable that nothing could save it from its flawed premise (not even Xenu.)
    Assuming "valkyrie" as the movie was based on a true story
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot
    unless my sarcasm meter is on the blink

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