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    #31
    Originally posted by ignorami View Post
    Yeh, well I saw this movie once, where Leonardo De Caprio was on this big boat, and it sank.

    I'm not gay though
    You say you are not gay enough but you do Aikido.:ninja2:
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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      #32
      Originally posted by Kantroce View Post
      Can we once get a movie with an assassin who is an antihero?
      No country for old men.:adora:
      "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
      1) That it doesn't work
      2) That it does work"
      -Animal MacYoung

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        #33
        Originally posted by ignorami View Post
        Yeh, well I saw this movie once, where Leonardo De Caprio was on this big boat, and it sank.

        I'm not gay though
        I own this movie in a two tape vhs format. It always makes me cry when my wife puts in the second tape. (and when she puts the first tape in as well)

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          #34
          Originally posted by crappler View Post
          I fucking fell asleep every time he pulled out his chain/knife thingy. Dude can't hold a candle the Jet Li.
          yes but Jet Li dosen't have abs like this:




          Booyah! :ninja2:

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            #35
            Originally posted by crappler View Post
            You say you are not gay enough but you do Aikido.:ninja2:
            Not all transvestites are gay.
            sigpic

            When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

            "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
            "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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              #36
              Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
              Then he fights off ninjas and actually participates in a battle despite having maybe two months of practice with a sword. It was even worse when my friends thought it was "original" and "inspiring".
              It inspired me to refrain from watching another one of those over-paid runt's films in a theater again.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Don Gwinn View Post
                Yeah, I saw this movie once where this actual, no-kidding Nazi officer suddenly decides in the middle of WWII that he's on the wrong side and somebody has to stop Hitler, so he hatches an elaborate plan to blow Hitler and his top staff up in a bunker where they're meeting.
                It was so completely contrived and unbelievable that nothing could save it from its flawed premise (not even Xenu.)
                Assuming "valkyrie" as the movie was based on a true story
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot
                unless my sarcasm meter is on the blink

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
                  It inspired me to refrain from watching another one of those over-paid runt's films in a theater again.
                  I seem to remember hearing a distinct flushing sound when that midget jumped around on some black lady's couch.

                  He probably has a different, less-racist strain of Mel Gibson Crazy.

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                    #39
                    YouTube - Superhero Movie spoofing Tom Cruise Scientology clip!

                    REAL NINJA. BE AFRAID.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by kelvis View Post

                      This is your brain on COCAINE!! :5shocking

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Kantroce View Post
                        Can we once get a movie with an assassin who is an antihero?
                        Um, hello?
                        YouTube - The Street Fighter original English trailer (Sonny Chiba)

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                          #42
                          I am balls-deep in this film

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                            #43
                            I'm very suprised you didn't bring this up Machette::new_shock
                            YouTube - Machete Official Trailer 2010

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                              #44
                              I have failed us all...

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                                #45
                                As for Koreans playing as Japanese it doesn't really matter. They look EXACTLY alike. :D

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