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    Krotty apparently works

    Yeah.... my BJJ class today was a giant ball of wierdness for me, once we started rolling. Three particularly wierd points stand out for me. The first was then my partner, who I had in guard, rolled me into mount. I didn't sweep him, he didn't slip. He was in my guard and just rolled onto his back, pulling me into mount.

    Then in a second roll with a different partner, I actually got a standing (or in this case, a kneeling) arm lock. The exact same one that I learned way back in my krotty classes. And it got my partner to tap too.

    And then the wierdness hit again when I managed to use one of my old Krotty takedowns to drop a guy down under side control. This same takedown is probably one of the most bizarre "throws" you could possibly use, and I didn't even think it was going to work. The guy in question was just much better than me, so I figured "Why not?"


    Just a wierd class today. And figured I'd post it for your amusement.

    #2
    I am not amused.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
    Originally posted by Devil
    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
    Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
    I <3 Battlefields...

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      #3
      Originally posted by battlefields View Post
      I am not amused.

      Seconded, I've taken more interesting shits.

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        #4
        Hey guys.

        BJJ apparently works.

        I grabbed this guy's leg during Krotty class at the YMCA and this guy punched me in the face, so I dry-humped his leg.

        I won the fight because he ran out of the room and wouldn't come back.

        You guys like me now, right?

        RIGHT?!

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          #5
          Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
          Hey guys.

          BJJ apparently works.

          I grabbed this guy's cock during Krotty class at the YMCA and this guy punched me in the face, so I dry-humped his leg.

          I won the fight because he ran out of the room and wouldn't come back.

          You guys like me now, right?

          RIGHT?!

          ***Fixed****:kermit:

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            #6
            Don't get me so excited outside of Trollshido.

            Something bad might happen.

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              #7
              So when is your next BJJ class?

              What throw did you use? Was it more of a sweep? Did it come from a kata?

              Did BJJ win again?

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                #8
                What the fuck is a "krotty takedown"?
                "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
                1) That it doesn't work
                2) That it does work"
                -Animal MacYoung

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                  #9
                  http://www.ehow.com/video_4467627_do...f-defense.html
                  maybe???
                  Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
                  –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by crappler View Post
                    What the fuck is a "krotty takedown"?
                    It's a single leg attempt where your face ends up being on your opponent's stomach and you hope to God the momentum makes him fall over.

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                      #11
                      Guess what? Everyone you rolled with today let you win on purpose just so you would post this thread and get trolled. They are all now at home laughing at you. BJJ WINS AGAIN!

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                        #12
                        Ah yes. I knew I shouldn't have hit the "submit" button on this post. I've been away from the site for far too long. I had an odd moment in class, with the rare success of an impractical technique and decided to share.

                        ....To be honest, I'm not surprised, though once again, highly dissapointed in myself for assuming the replies would be anything but what they were.

                        Originally posted by PizDoff View Post
                        So when is your next BJJ class?

                        What throw did you use? Was it more of a sweep? Did it come from a kata?

                        Did BJJ win again?

                        YouTube - Gracie Jiujitsu vs Kick Boxing
                        Assuming you're not being sarcastic (because I seriously have a problem with reading anything lower than Captain Obvious levels of sarcasm), Tuesday, don't know the technique's actual name (apparently it was unimportant to the kata), a bit, and surprisingly yes, and obviously yes.

                        With that out of the way, you may resume ridiculing my naivety, as I'm sure you can't wait to do, following that post.

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                          #13
                          PizDoff is never sarcastic.


                          EDIT: [/sarcasm]

                          EDIT 2: So naive.
                          GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                          Originally posted by Devil
                          I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                          I <3 Battlefields...

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                            #14
                            Exactly. See, I can't actually tell if you're being sarcastic there or not.






























                            [/sarcasm]

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                              #15
                              It's actually an in joke between me and PizDoff. Well, not so much a "joke" as such, more of a humourous opportunity presented in your post we have discussed previously.
                              GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                              Originally posted by Devil
                              I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                              Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                              I <3 Battlefields...

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