Sports Karate (TippyTappy) - Dimitris Triantafyllis

[kayman101]

Man, I thought I was the only one who had seen that movie. This whole thread is worth it just to get it a mention.

YouTube- ‪Gymkata movie trailer‬‎

Screw MMA... "Combine the discipline, the timing, the power of gymnastics, with the explosive force of karatAY, and a new, all-powerful martial art is born... GymKata!":icon_eek:

Thanks for posting this vid. I was having a shitty day, and the few minutes I spent laughing during the clip really brightened things up. The best part was the random pommel horse in the middle of the battle scene. How they made that movie with a straight face is beyond me.

[aznraven]

It's a sport, but it's a shit sport.

For me its nascar, curling, golf, baseball, cricket, rugby, snooker, race walking, marathons.

Boring as hell. :icon_eek:

[aznraven]

1. It's not a sport mostly because it is unmanly and ghey.

2. Yes, according to me.

3. You and this other idiot are going into flatspins defending adults playing krotty tag on a comedy forum. Seriously, it's a comedy forum. I swear, look up at the top under YMAS. Goddammit you're stupid.

Defending? What have I said that made you think I was "going into flatspins", all I pointed out is your obvious stupidity :biggrin:

:thebirdma

[Mr. Machette]

I didn't say anything about the physicality of bridge, I merely stated that having a governing org and standard rules does not make it a sport. I know it's difficult but try to keep up.

Which brings to a whole new level of questions.

Is bridge a martial sport or martial art?

Who possesses the true lineage?

Who posses th3 r341 d34d1y?

And can bridge be improved by practicing with aliveness?

:thumbsup:

[Mr. Machette]

It is a sport, "It is not a sport, more of an activity". According to your highness? And who else? Just making a obvious illogical statement then trying to back it up is painful to watch.

Hope this stops your attempts at justifying why it is not a sport to save you from sounding like a complete retard. (you're halfway there)

I would also say it's a sport because you aren't any good at it.

That seems to be a common theme among all sporting activities.

I think we can now add "mating with women", and "personal hygiene" to our list of sports based on this new criteria.

[Mr. Machette]

You just get your ass kicked or something? Your husband not putting out? Drug habit becoming harder to sustain? Sand in your vag?

What's wrong pookie?

I pissed in his rice bowl, what's it to you?

Pissed in yours as well.

Machida made me do it.

[Vorpal]

Defending? What have I said that made you think I was "going into flatspins", all I pointed out is your obvious stupidity :biggrin:

:thebirdma

Why don't you go back to the begining of the thread, have an adult hold your hand, and walk through again while keeping in mind it's a thread in a comedy forum. Then see whose stupidity is obvious. Someone actually threw in the calvinball reference to try to help you guys but sometimes it takes a little more. The real bad news is that you're socially retarded and will have to pay for sex for the rest of your life but let's clean this up first.

[It is Fake]

You just get your ass kicked or something? Your husband not putting out? Drug habit becoming harder to sustain? Sand in your vag?

What's wrong pookie?

Ahhhh now I understand. Wow that's a laundry list of problems you have right there. Call up Fug or Dsimon they can help you out. That explains your anger and frustration of late.

[Squerlli]

Nah I was just pissed cuz financial aid tried to fuck me out of $1,600. I did resolve the issue last week thankfully. Thanks for the concern though. Maybe one of these days we can bro-hug and talk about tittys.

[Kid Miracleman]

Squerli: Okay, maybe you wouldn't utterly destroy Mr. Tap-Tap-Taparoo, but I think in a medium-contact sparring match you could at least hold your own. Hell, you've probably done more hard sparring in the past month than he's done in his entire life.

P.S. - The plural of "titty" is "titties," not "tittys."

[Whacker]

Squerli: Okay, maybe you wouldn't utterly destroy Mr. Tap-Tap-Taparoo, but I think in a medium-contact sparring match you could at least hold your own. Hell, you've probably done more hard sparring in the past month than he's done in his entire life.

P.S. - The plural of "titty" is "titties," not "tittys."

The judge's panel would also have accepted "tittays", or "tittayz" if given proper context.

[Evil Solvalou]

Shame on all of you for not posting pictures. Shame.

[It is Fake]

Nah I was just pissed cuz financial aid tried to fuck me out of $1,600.

Whining about school problems? Okay. I spent this entire week trying to get the idiots at my University to find my high school transcripts. I sent them twice, hand delivered them once and they put my entire financial aid on hold. Oh and this is my last semester.

So, I feel you on that end.

[Squerlli]

Whining about school problems? Okay. I spent this entire week trying to get the idiots at my University to find my high school transcripts. I sent them twice, hand delivered them once and they put my entire financial aid on hold. Oh and this is my last semester.

So, I feel you on that end.

That's fucked up dude. A friend of mine was in a similar situation, she almost lost her scholarship like that. It's like they go out of their WAY to fuck with you when ever any kind of documentation is involved.

Squerli: Okay, maybe you wouldn't utterly destroy Mr. Tap-Tap-Taparoo, but I think in a medium-contact sparring match you could at least hold your own. Hell, you've probably done more hard sparring in the past month than he's done in his entire life.

P.S. - The plural of "titty" is "titties," not "tittys."

Okay I'll humor you. The one major fault I could see in his training is the fact that he pulls punches and kicks all the time. I never saw a normal full power round house kick or push kick (never a full power one with all his weight behind it). The punching stance and punch it's self is just weird and confusing (fuck chambering). There's no commitment to his attacks. He's really well conditioned so I would like to see how hard this guy can ACTUALLY hit.

[Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs]

...He's really well conditioned so I would like to see how hard this guy can ACTUALLY hit.

HARD

The problem with these types of competition is that they are open events, but the judges are biased towards JMA practiseners. (talking from my experience).

So when I wore my TKD dobok, the Shotokan Karateka punched hard and didn't get a warning, when I punched hard I got a warning.
So I started to wear my old training karate gi (plain white) and the problems of warning stopped, because the judges tought that I was a karateka.

About the hardness of the punches and the warnings about too hard contact, wel that depended from the type of karateka that were on the mat.
- two Shotokan karateka on the mat and one was going hard and the other not, there would be a warning.
- two Shotokan karateka on the mat, both were going hard -> no warnings
- when it was a Kyokushin karateka vs a Shotokan karateka, it depended from the intensity of the Shotokan Karateka: if he did point sparring, the Kyokushinka got warnings, if he went hard, no warnings for both.