A Moral Dilemma

[Larus marinus]

Why choose?

YouTube- Wally Llama

Broadly endorse.

[core1065]

Dont forget that you trained under Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. You also joined the Specials forces, then transferred to the Navy and became a Navy SEAL cyber ninja and you can knock people out with your mind.

YouTube- No Contact Combat 2

YouTube- Vadim Starov-No Contact Combat-Self Defense- Knife attack

Or kill people with your funky Chi energy.

YouTube- No Contact Combat Vadim Starov-Base elements

[Styygens]

While in the service, you were seconded to train alongside Russian Alfa Group commandos in their deadly Systema, um, system. You are deadly in, on, and under the water.

YouTube- Systema: Fighting in Water

[Larus marinus]

Didn't Interpol hire you to fuck people up after 20 years of fighting in the Seals?

[helmutlvx]

No, you're so hardcore YOU hire Interpol to fuck people up.

[Styygens]

You worked for the Japanese national police assassinating Yakuza and making it look like natural causes.

The Israelis invite you to consult on who passes selection for their special operations units.

You have over 200 "counterterrorist" missions during your brief (less than a year) stint as a Federal Air Marshal.

You provide self-defense training to a select group of journalists heading to hostile countries.

You were a trainer to the Columbian narco cartel's private armies.

[Larus marinus]

Something about Count Dante.

[Styygens]

He needs a secret technique. Maybe an unstoppable thrust?

Get your mind's out of the gutter. It was the holy grail of WMA when fencing was th3 d34dly...

[Larus marinus]

He needs a secret technique. Maybe an unstoppable thrust?

Get your mind's out of the gutter. It was the holy grail of WMA when fencing was th3 d34dly...

Not just any secret technique - a secret technique that can END ANY FIGHT WITHIN FIVE SECONDS!

[helmutlvx]

No no no.

This needs a special touch. His secret technique must a punch that goes so fast it travels back in time and punches Zsa Zsa Gabor in the tits.

[Larus marinus]

No no no.

This needs a special touch. His secret technique must a punch that goes so fast it travels back in time and punches Zsa Zsa Gabor in the tits.

A punch that powerful could cause your mother to have a miscarriage before you were born. Take care who gets to learn that - great power, great responsibility and all that.

[helmutlvx]

I performed the technique on myself and punched myself back in the past so that I would forget the word "be" in my last post.

Think about THAT.

[core1065]

You learned the serect art of SEAL-FU while being a captain in the deep black ops unit called, Cyber SEAL ninja team 6. Who are all 25th Dan Omega Camo belt. You left the military after being shot 20 times on a mission were you saved a bus full of nuns, kids, the pope and the president. You broke the Cyber SEAL Ninja blood oath and disobeyed your Cyber SEAL Ninja commander, General PAIN. When you revealed the secret death art that the military didnt want the public to know. Now your on the run from General PAIN and teaching the public, who have the right to know, from YouTube and Ebay belt black DVD boxsets. Or if people are lucky enough to find you they can pay small enrollment fee of 600 dollars and sign a 6 month guaranteed 10th dan black belt contract for only for 200$ a month.



Cyber SEAL ninja team 6 after they single handedly invaded Afghanistan and killing 10,000 terrorist.



You and General PAIN at the military Dojo after saving President Ronnie from the DragonNinja terrorist clan.

[helmutlvx]

...pushups.

[Scientific]

My fellow bullies I face a moral dilemma, as a member of this comm I am morally opposed to teaching BS martial arts but I believe I could be missing a great financial opportunity. So let me show my plan and you my fellow bullies may pass judgment and help me decide.
First I am going to hire the fat stupid guy from the shopping network sword stabbing, you know the guy who said," I believe we are in need of medical assistance here in thee studio." Or I will just use his style of talking and do the selling myself. What am I selling? you ask, well read the script for the monologue and find out!

I will be in one of those cheesy ma studios with all these asian weapons around me and on a table in front of me will be the collection of vids I will be hawking.
" Hello friends, Are you afraid to go out at night? Do you fear the overwhelming hordes of homeless psychopaths, rapists, muggers, and zombies?! Well you need fear them no more with my new line of products. Yes you can be a street ninjer! Yes a street ninjer, with my vids and products you no longer need to be a pasty faced, doughy fleshed, nerd. NO you can now be a pasty faced doughy fleshed, street ninjer. Imagine the respect you will get learning the ancient Korean ninjer secrets as taught by chozon ninja himself. He will show you the secret arts that kept Korea an independent and sovereign nation for over 2000 years. Do not believe the propaganda spouted by such unreliable sources as history books as you and I both know the truth can be only found on the intrawebz."
We also have the complete collection of Phil Elmore videos and books learn all of his deadly tricks, like strengthening your grip to near superhuman by profusely masturbating or giving handjobs if you can't find your own penor . also learn how to completely satisfy a woman by gathering your belly fat and forming a pseudopenor like master Elmore does for all the women lined up for his definitely alpha male love"
Thhat is all I have come up with at this time but I think this could finally put me in the tax bracket of my dreams. Money will pour from the heavens, nerds will idolize me, larpers wil finally think I am good enough to join them in thier games. Yes I think this is a good idea.:ninja7::ninjafigh

What you make in orders you'll lose in legal-bills, and then some.