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    #61
    Well, maybe one day if I lift weights and eat my Wheaties, I'll be tough enough to run up chain link fence.

    And call myself grandmaster.

    And get myself a bitchin dojo where every single wall is mirror.

    And tell people with goatees what to do.

    Man, that'd be the life.

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      #62
      Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

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        #63
        Pheonix Sensei's University of the Lost Legacy of teh D34dly~?
        Why does the goatee guy's Gi read "Hap Ki Do" across the back?

        And the bo staff vs. sai thing ~ is that like a Beverly Hills Ninja cult?
        If you're going to make stuff up and post videos, it's much easier on the masses if the subjects of the videos are not 'masses' themselves. Wearing clothes so tight they look like they have been painted on doesn't help either. Deluding people on the internet does not seem to have any quality control.

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          #64
          Originally posted by Arskanator View Post
          Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

          Breezeblock represents opponent?

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            #65
            Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
            Breezeblock represents opponent?
            That'd be a kickass finisher.


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            Mike Goldberg: Great striking from both fighters.

            Joe Rogan: Cro cop has done a very solid job defending Lesnar's takedowns, but we're still in round two.

            Mike: I'd say Mirko won last round with his strikes, not really damaging blows but they are scori...

            Joe: And a left hooks fells Lesnar! Will he try to finish it?! No he's backing out. What the fu...

            Mike: He jumps and... There it is! The 360 spinning stomp! And it's all over!

            Joe: Whoa. Right on the button.

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              #66
              i wouldn't kick the big hipped ninjer chick out of bed.

              and the horse stance asian girl? yeah, i'd toss her into my van....

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                #67
                Originally posted by Arskanator View Post
                Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

                Mixed Masonry Arts?

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
                  Mixed Masonry Arts?
                  Most likely.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Arskanator View Post
                    Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

                    Why is there a guy wearing a wife beater and what appears to be boxer shorts in the background? (It almost looks like he's using a typewriter.)

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
                      Why is there a guy wearing a wife beater and what appears to be boxer shorts in the background? (It almost looks like he's using a typewriter.)
                      I saw that too.
                      It's almost like this 'Dojo' picture was taken in the back corner an office or something.
                      Maybe it's a picture of a masonic hazing in the back of the lodge.

                      Also, I wonder what happened to the ceiling tiles that once occupied those randomly-spaced openings in the ceiling grid (shinai tracks?). I think that may be against building codes for business occupancy in the States - I know it's a no-go for hospitals.

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by Mr. Loobner View Post
                        I saw that too.
                        It's almost like this 'Dojo' picture was taken in the back corner an office or something.
                        Maybe it's a picture of a masonic hazing in the back of the lodge.

                        Also, I wonder what happened to the ceiling tiles that once occupied those randomly-spaced openings in the ceiling grid (shinai tracks?). I think that may be against building codes for business occupancy in the States - I know it's a no-go for hospitals.
                        There's a lot of odds and ends to hit people with, so Masonic Lodge seems likely.

                        I've seen lots of offices with broken tiles with that ceiling configuration. Usually that kind of thing is only dealt with if there's exposed wire and it puts the building in immediate danger.

                        Even then, it would have to be reported to the county building and zoning inspector or similar city/county office depending on state.

                        Doing odd jobs here and there, I've found those drop ceilings are not easy to install or replace. Anybody up for calling the local authorities on them?

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                          #72
                          When you make the call, be sure to add:
                          "And I hear they do strange things in the back...
                          ...with bricks,"

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                            #73
                            'Advanced Ninjutsu' sounds like a medical condition lol

                            "I am sorry sir, but you have an advanced case of Ninjutsu, and I am afraid it appears terminal. Symptoms you may have already begun to notice are LARPing, wearing silly black costumes, and practicing t3h d34dly. We cannot cure you good sir, but only offer to ease your pain. Unnecessary forward and backward rolls when practiced in ridiculous amounts have been known to alleiviate the symptoms somewhat in various cases"

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by meat monkey View Post
                              'Advanced Ninjutsu' sounds like a medical condition lol

                              "I am sorry sir, but you have an advanced case of Ninjutsu, and I am afraid it appears terminal. Symptoms you may have already begun to notice are LARPing, wearing silly black costumes, and practicing t3h d34dly. We cannot cure you good sir, but only offer to ease your pain. Unnecessary forward and backward rolls when practiced in ridiculous amounts have been known to alleiviate the symptoms somewhat in various cases"
                              Ow!! This caused me to wheeze half a gulp of Monster through my sinuses! The burning!

                              ~ Don't forget the uncontrollable weight gain and a compulsive need to make and post videos on the internet.

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                                #75
                                I didn't know that when you rub someone's belly they forget what direction the floor is in.

                                Also check out his de la riva.


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