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    #46
    Originally posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Recycled, but appropriate.



    The 'Stab yourself in the abdomen' knife disarm.
    LOL was just talking about this technique (using tachi nagare) as one of the more retarded shit we learned in the buj.
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      #47
      Originally posted by Gezere View Post
      LOL was just talking about this technique (using tachi nagare) as one of the more retarded shit we learned in the buj.
      im not familiar with the technique, is the idea that tori jams uke right below his knee, and then forces uke to trip over tori's leg by manipulating uke's wrist?
      the gif is too small to make it out properly.

      p.s. i also think i saw a retarded attempt to kozure kote heneri in there.

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        #48
        One thing about the horse stance.

        Just because that bitch put her center of gravity lower doesn't mean it's impossible to knock her ass over.

        Kiba-dachi is horrendously weak to pushing from the front and back. Furthermore, the example that chick used of "getting thrown into a van" wouldn't make sense because most guys would do what I would do.

        Pick that bitch up in a fireman's carry. Them skinny cunts ain't heavy.

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          #49
          oh i'd knock that ass good.
          she can bend overal she like, it will actually help me.

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            #50
            Originally posted by Bahuyuddha View Post
            And yet the woman teaching them seems completely convinced of their effectiveness. If only there were some sort of web site dedicated to showing people like that what kinds of martial art training are really effective...
            Now you're just dreaming.

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              #51
              Originally posted by Lebell View Post
              im not familiar with the technique, is the idea that tori jams uke right below his knee, and then forces uke to trip over tori's leg by manipulating uke's wrist?
              the gif is too small to make it out properly.

              p.s. i also think i saw a retarded attempt to kozure kote heneri in there.
              You basicly grab the wrist and straighten the arm. Your near arm will under hook the arm. This is to lock the arm and keep it tight. You near leg will block the uke's leg at from the shin down. Then you fall backwards like doing koho ukemi. It never works on anyone resisting.
              ______
              Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

              RIP SOLDIER

              Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
              -Gene, GODHAND

              You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
              The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
              -Daniel Tosh

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                #52
                Asia video...

                at 4.09 "can you show us a Sifu Rudy attack?"

                LMFAO
                Last edited by Rock Ape; 6/27/2010 12:54pm, .

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Gezere View Post
                  You basicly grab the wrist and straighten the arm. Your near arm will under hook the arm. This is to lock the arm and keep it tight. You near leg will block the uke's leg at from the shin down. Then you fall backwards like doing koho ukemi. It never works on anyone resisting.
                  If i understand your explanation correctly, one simply lifts leg that is blocked and its not unthinkable you can gain a side position (in stance/clinch) while tori is messing around trying to throw you.
                  right?

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by Lebell View Post
                    wait...so in order to not get raiped it is of the utmost importance to...spread your legs?
                    It's worked for me, thus far.

                    Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
                    One thing about the horse stance.

                    Just because that bitch put her center of gravity lower doesn't mean it's impossible to knock her ass over.

                    Kiba-dachi is horrendously weak to pushing from the front and back. Furthermore, the example that chick used of "getting thrown into a van" wouldn't make sense because most guys would do what I would do.

                    Pick that bitch up in a fireman's carry. Them skinny cunts ain't heavy.
                    Did you see in the first video (at 0:30-ish) where she's all like "Pull my horse." then, when the guy grabs her opposite shoulder and starts to wobble her, she's all "No, not like that!"?

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post



                      Did you see in the first video (at 0:30-ish) where she's all like "Pull my horse." then, when the guy grabs her opposite shoulder and starts to wobble her, she's all "No, not like that!"?
                      yeah i noticed it.
                      i think she's about 60 kilo grams.
                      she's probably really easy to lift, like you can lift her upside down and do..circus stuff with her.

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Lebell View Post
                        yeah i noticed it.
                        i think she's about 60 kilo grams.
                        she's probably really easy to lift, like you can lift her upside down and do..circus stuff with her.
                        I didn't notice that because I was trying to remember which porno I'd seen her in.

                        I'm pretty sure it involved that shit Lebell said.

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                          #57
                          I'm surprised no one's reposted the Jean Legrand videos from Expertvillage.

                          Go on. Watch. You won't be disappointed.

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by foxd View Post
                            I'm surprised no one's reposted the Jean Legrand videos from Expertvillage.

                            Go on. Watch. You won't be disappointed.
                            Hmmm. Would that work in the ring?
                            YouTube- How to Become a Mixed Martial Artist : How to Use Wall Running in a Fight in Mixed Martial Arts

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                              #59
                              I love the slow motion part.

                              "Hey there. The master is too out of shape to do this move and I have a goatee so I'm perfectly qualified. This is a shitty version of a Jet Li move and it won't work on a cage, but here goes."

                              (backs up to show the full-length mirrors and ballet railing)

                              Black guy standing still: "Okay, just let this white honky jump on you. It's cool. You can just beat him up in the parking lot later. This is for your action movie career, man! Don't fuck this up!"

                              Guy in black gi: "Okay, just standing here... HEY! WHERE THE HELL DID HIS FOOT COME FROM?! Good thing it was slow so I could get out of the way in time. Geez."

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
                                I love the slow motion part.

                                "Hey there. The master is too out of shape to do this move and I have a goatee so I'm perfectly qualified. This is a shitty version of a Jet Li move and it won't work on a cage, but here goes."

                                (backs up to show the full-length mirrors and ballet railing)

                                Black guy standing still: "Okay, just let this white honky jump on you. It's cool. You can just beat him up in the parking lot later. This is for your action movie career, man! Don't fuck this up!"

                                Guy in black gi: "Okay, just standing here... HEY! WHERE THE HELL DID HIS FOOT COME FROM?! Good thing it was slow so I could get out of the way in time. Geez."
                                It's a misleading video. This stuff is *far too* effective for the cage.

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