Announcement

Collapse

FORUM MAINTENANCE

FORUM MAINTENANCE THIS EVENING!!! PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THE FORUMS WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. JOIN US ON THE DISCORD, INSTEAD!
See more
See less

Advanced Ninjutsu LOLs

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #31
    Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
    I'm watching a bunch of videos in the sambo series right now and all of them kick ass.

    But when I'm done, I don't plan on claiming to be a black belt in SAMBO and opening up a gym.
    This is why no-one will ever come on here to defend your humbleness/honour and proclaim you a True Martial Artist.

    Comment


      #32
      Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
      This is why no-one will ever come on here to defend your humbleness/honour and proclaim you a True Martial Artist.
      I'm split on whether that's a compliment or not.

      I'm gonna go get my numchuks and make videos in the backyard.

      Jerks. My fat rolls look badass in my black gi. You're just JEALOUS.

      Comment


        #33
        Damn. That horse stance chick's freakin' hot.
        I'd mount her horse stance any day. If you know what I mean.

        About that neck break:
        markvehs
        1 year ago 10

        this is for real..one time my girlfriend got mad at me and broke my neck and i died

        Lmfao

        Comment


          #34
          Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
          I'm split on whether that's a compliment or not.

          I'm gonna go get my numchuks and make videos in the backyard.

          Jerks. My fat rolls look badass in my black gi. You're just JEALOUS.
          That's more like it!

          As a matter of interest, is your shed big enough to get some guys round to practice the anti-grapple you just found in the Tai Chi forms you saw on YouTube?

          Originally posted by iopyud View Post
          Damn. That horse stance chick's freakin' hot.
          I'd mount her horse stance any day. If you know what I mean.
          I dunno, she only looks about 90lbs. Can't realistically see you getting her over the fences.

          Comment


            #35
            Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
            That's more like it!

            As a matter of interest, is your shed big enough to get some guys round to practice the anti-grapple you just found in the Tai Chi forms you saw on YouTube?
            You bet your faggot grappling ass, I do!

            It includes eye gouging and lots of biting, wee!

            Comment


              #36
              Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
              Yeah, there was a long thread that turned into 'worst MA techniques we could find on YouTube'...

              These two lasses were heavily mocked.

              YouTube- Women's Self Defense Strikes : Self Defense Neck Breaks
              YouTube- Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : How the Horse Stance Works in Women's Self Defense
              Oh dear lord I had almost forgotten these two clowns.

              This reminds me, here are some anti-grapple tips:

              YouTube- Ground Defense

              Comment


                #37
                Those two horse stance videos made me weep... they are the exact opposite of "helpful" and "educational."

                Comment


                  #38
                  Originally posted by Kid Miracleman View Post
                  Those two horse stance videos made me weep... they are the exact opposite of "helpful" and "educational."
                  And yet the woman teaching them seems completely convinced of their effectiveness. If only there were some sort of web site dedicated to showing people like that what kinds of martial art training are really effective...

                  Comment


                    #39
                    Originally posted by Arskanator View Post
                    Oh dear lord I had almost forgotten these two clowns.

                    This reminds me, here are some anti-grapple tips:

                    YouTube- Ground Defense
                    I didn't know that someone had turned the original series Star Trek fight scenes into an effective martial art!
                    Ne Obliviscaris

                    Comment


                      #40
                      Originally posted by Kovacs View Post
                      I didn't know that someone had turned the original series Star Trek fight scenes into an effective martial art!
                      Propably because nobody has.

                      Comment


                        #41
                        Originally posted by Bahuyuddha View Post
                        If only there were some sort of web site dedicated to showing people like that what kinds of martial art training are really effective...
                        Well there is this underground thing called the UFC its only been around 18 years and there is an entire network that airs it constantly but ahh well lets all get into HORSE STANCE!!!

                        Comment


                          #42
                          Originally posted by Arskanator View Post
                          Oh dear lord I had almost forgotten these two clowns.

                          This reminds me, here are some anti-grapple tips:

                          YouTube- Ground Defense
                          Moar. If it looks like they're actually using grappling techniques to anti-grapple, then you are mistaken. :tongue5:
                          YouTube- Wing Tsun. El Antidoto A Los "Grapplers"

                          Comment


                            #43
                            I tought Asia was exaggerating Ninjutsu sequences in this vid:

                            YouTube- Bullshido.net Presents Lord Asia's Martial Arts Instructional Video

                            OMFG I am so wrong.

                            Comment


                              #44
                              Originally posted by Arskanator View Post
                              Oh dear lord I had almost forgotten these two clowns.

                              This reminds me, here are some anti-grapple tips:

                              YouTube- Ground Defense

                              wow, just wow. Whatever drugs these guys are on i want some...

                              Comment


                                #45
                                Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
                                wait...so in order to not get raiped it is of the utmost importance to...spread your legs?

                                okay..

                                p.s.: disturbing fun fact about Lebell:i used to instruct women self defense courses.
                                lolol!
                                isnt that veeerd?

                                Comment

                                Collapse

                                Edit this module to specify a template to display.

                                Working...
                                X