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    #16
    Fuck MMA, I gotta get me a horse stance.

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      #17
      Originally posted by shelbydeth View Post
      Fuck MMA, I gotta get me a horse stance.
      It may just save your life.

      YouTube- Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : How to Do the Horse Stance for Women's Self Defense

      Edit:

      PUT SHOE ON HAND
      YouTube- Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : Common Self Defense Weapons for Women
      Last edited by Larus marinus; 6/26/2010 5:27pm, .

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        #18
        I've seen that chick and those two dudes before...

        Oh wait, I remember! It was a porno.

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          #19
          Originally posted by Alucard619 View Post
          That girl is bangin'. Is it wrong for me to ignore the blatant bullshit of that video in favor of her beauty?
          Hmmm. If the video were quality it would be wrong to focus on her looks instead of what the video is about, but since it sucks ass, you're just trying to focus on the positives, which is always good.

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            #20
            Originally posted by Larus marinus View Post
            Yeah, there was a long thread that turned into 'worst MA techniques we could find on YouTube'...

            These two lasses were heavily mocked.

            YouTube- Women's Self Defense Strikes : Self Defense Neck Breaks
            NECK BREAK!!



            NECK BREAK!!

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              #21
              I'm in A&E. Thank you very much, Uncle Skippy.

              Once upon a time I actually admired some of the MA videos on expertvillage, although I never saw any of those.

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                #22
                Dude.......

                YouTube- How to Train with the Japanese Sai : Use a Sai to Block & Disarm a Bo Staff

                EDIT: I laughed so hard my eyes started bleeding.

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                  #23
                  Recycled, but appropriate.



                  The 'Stab yourself in the abdomen' knife disarm.

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                    #24
                    I love Yeshua-ryu. Or Yeshua-ru.

                    Who cares. It fucking rules.

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                      #25
                      "Your Honor, I asked her if she wanted to go to a movie with me and she spread her legs!"
                      Originally posted by Emevas
                      Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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                        #26
                        I take back what I said earlier about all the Expert Village stuff being horseshit.

                        YouTube- Advanced Sambo Martial Arts : The Ankle Submission Move in Sambo Martial Arts

                        Now 99% of Expert Village's martial arts videos are horseshit.

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                          #27
                          I don't know a thing about Sambo so to my noob gaze that doesn't seem so bad.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Alucard619 View Post
                            I don't know a thing about Sambo so to my noob gaze that doesn't seem so bad.
                            It's crazy silly slick.
                            Originally posted by Emevas
                            Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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                              #29
                              I'm watching a bunch of videos in the sambo series right now and all of them kick ass.

                              But when I'm done, I don't plan on claiming to be a black belt in SAMBO and opening up a gym.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by helmutlvx View Post
                                I'm watching a bunch of videos in the sambo series right now and all of them kick ass.

                                But when I'm done, I don't plan on claiming to be a black belt in SAMBO and opening up a gym.
                                Probably a good call. Steve and Serge would split you like a wishbone.
                                Originally posted by Emevas
                                Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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